Tony Hinde

“Caption!" Toot-toot piped in a shrill, voice. "Report!"

A green-lit faerie beside Toot snapped to attention and slapped herself on the forehead with one hand, then turned sharply to her left and barked, "Loo Tender, report!"

A purple-hued faerie came to attention as well and smacked himself in the head with one hand, then turned to the next faerie beside him and snapped, "Star Jump, report!"

And so it went down the line, through the "Corpse Oral," the "First Class Privy," and finally to the "Second Class Privy," who marched up to Toot-toot and said, "Everyone's here, Generous, and we're hungry!"

"All right," Toot-toot barked. "Everyone fall apart for messy!”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

“The practiced ear could hear the calculation behind every word like fishhooks in the mind.”
― Christopher Ruocchio, Empire of Silence

“Sir, I honor and respect the personal dignity of any man who respects my dignity.”
― Frank Herbert, Dune

“...it is hard to see the flaws in the system that makes you powerful and privileged.”
― Glynn Stewart, Shield of Terra