Barbs

“I tried to bring up boyfriends and sex. Her great dark eyes surveyed me with emptiness and a kind of chagrin that reached back generations and generations in her blood from not having done what was crying to be done--whatever it was, and everybody knows what it was.”
― Jack Kerouac, On the Road

“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Kiss
like
you
never
had
a past.”
― Brandon Villasenor

“Gentlemen are a dying breed.
Do your part to help out by supporting them sexually.”
― Alessandra Torre