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“Yo mama is so skinny… she turned sideways and disappeared.”
― Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes
― Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes
“Oblivious to what was going on outside her bedroom, my mom called 911. “Sam! The police are on the way! Put your gun down and your clothes on!” she hollered from the other side of the house. “Fuck that, I ain’t doing either! This is my house, goddamn it! I gotta defend MY house!” he yelled back.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“I never understood where his anxiety came from, because we lived in a suburb. I once asked him about it, and he responded simply, “I came from a different time.” “What time was that, Dad?” “I don’t fucking know, a different one. Jesus, stop asking me questions and just be thankful I give a shit.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“Your friends’ parents drive like assholes. Tell them it’s an elementary school parking lot, not downtown fucking Manhattan.”
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“Yo mama is so stupid… she went to a dentist to fix her Bluetooth!”
― Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes
― Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes
MiniMario’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at MiniMario’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
105,248 books
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4,183 friends
1,925 books
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2,245 friends
23,314 books
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213 friends
2,997 books
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1,935 friends
2,190 books
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3,870 friends
5,852 books
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668 friends
4,851 books
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4,483 friends
134 books
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124 friends
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