Discover new books on Goodreads
Meet your next favorite book
“Oblivious to what was going on outside her bedroom, my mom called 911. “Sam! The police are on the way! Put your gun down and your clothes on!” she hollered from the other side of the house. “Fuck that, I ain’t doing either! This is my house, goddamn it! I gotta defend MY house!” he yelled back.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“Gallegos took stock of how thoroughly and utterly fucked he and his four companions were, he found that he couldn’t stop giggling. “Ho-ho-ho,” he chuckled as another sniper round tried to punch through the glass right next to his head. “WHOA . . . damn, was that close!”
― Red Platoon: A True Story of American Valor
― Red Platoon: A True Story of American Valor
“I’m sorry I had to be so hard on you, but I don’t want people thinking you’re a lying sack of shit. You ain’t. You’re a quality human being. Now go to your room, you’re grounded.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“assist. All four of those fighters were armed with two five-hundred-pound laser-guided bombs, three five-hundred-pound GPS-guided bombs, and one two-thousand-pound GPS-guided bomb, plus 20-mm machine guns.”
― Red Platoon: A True Story of American Valor
― Red Platoon: A True Story of American Valor
“You have shamed the entire scientific community. Fucking Einstein, everybody.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
MiniMario’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at MiniMario’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
5,121 books
|
4,535 friends
1,007 books
|
194 friends
20,054 books
|
2,175 friends
923 books
|
134 friends
13,095 books
|
2,394 friends
3,283 books
|
1,975 friends
2,746 books
|
1,323 friends
1,718 books
|
736 friends
More friends…
Favorite Genres
Polls voted on by MiniMario
Lists liked by MiniMario