“Inside, there were seven Afghan patients who were suffering from a variety of gunshot wounds and lacerations, plus one man whose abdomen had been eviscerated.”
― Red Platoon: A True Story of American Valor
― Red Platoon: A True Story of American Valor
“Oblivious to what was going on outside her bedroom, my mom called 911. “Sam! The police are on the way! Put your gun down and your clothes on!” she hollered from the other side of the house. “Fuck that, I ain’t doing either! This is my house, goddamn it! I gotta defend MY house!” he yelled back.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“assist. All four of those fighters were armed with two five-hundred-pound laser-guided bombs, three five-hundred-pound GPS-guided bombs, and one two-thousand-pound GPS-guided bomb, plus 20-mm machine guns.”
― Red Platoon: A True Story of American Valor
― Red Platoon: A True Story of American Valor
“Gallegos took stock of how thoroughly and utterly fucked he and his four companions were, he found that he couldn’t stop giggling. “Ho-ho-ho,” he chuckled as another sniper round tried to punch through the glass right next to his head. “WHOA . . . damn, was that close!”
― Red Platoon: A True Story of American Valor
― Red Platoon: A True Story of American Valor
“About an hour and a half later, he poked his head out the back door. I was sitting in the grass in our backyard. “You can come on in if you want,” he said. “Also, wash your hands before you touch stuff. That conference hall floor smelled like dog shit and you were crawling around like a little monkey on it.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
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