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“You have shamed the entire scientific community. Fucking Einstein, everybody.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“I’m sorry I had to be so hard on you, but I don’t want people thinking you’re a lying sack of shit. You ain’t. You’re a quality human being. Now go to your room, you’re grounded.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“assist. All four of those fighters were armed with two five-hundred-pound laser-guided bombs, three five-hundred-pound GPS-guided bombs, and one two-thousand-pound GPS-guided bomb, plus 20-mm machine guns.”
― Red Platoon: A True Story of American Valor
― Red Platoon: A True Story of American Valor
“Who’s going to take care of it? You?…Son, you came in the house yesterday with shit on your hands. Human shit. I don’t know how that happened, but if someone has shit on their hands, it’s an indicator that maybe the whole responsibility thing isn’t for them.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“About an hour and a half later, he poked his head out the back door. I was sitting in the grass in our backyard. “You can come on in if you want,” he said. “Also, wash your hands before you touch stuff. That conference hall floor smelled like dog shit and you were crawling around like a little monkey on it.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
MiniMario’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at MiniMario’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
105,248 books
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4,183 friends
1,926 books
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2,245 friends
23,314 books
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213 friends
2,997 books
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1,935 friends
2,190 books
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3,870 friends
5,852 books
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668 friends
4,851 books
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4,483 friends
134 books
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124 friends
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