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The Last Musketeer
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Sh*t My Dad Says
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"AMAZING book so far" Apr 09, 2019 08:55PM

 
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“Yo mama is so skinny… she turned sideways and disappeared.”
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“I never understood where his anxiety came from, because we lived in a suburb. I once asked him about it, and he responded simply, “I came from a different time.” “What time was that, Dad?” “I don’t fucking know, a different one. Jesus, stop asking me questions and just be thankful I give a shit.”
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“Oblivious to what was going on outside her bedroom, my mom called 911. “Sam! The police are on the way! Put your gun down and your clothes on!” she hollered from the other side of the house. “Fuck that, I ain’t doing either! This is my house, goddamn it! I gotta defend MY house!” he yelled back.”
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