“Yo mama is so stupid… when they said that it is chilly outside, she went outside with a bowl and a spoon.”
― Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes
― Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes
“Your friends’ parents drive like assholes. Tell them it’s an elementary school parking lot, not downtown fucking Manhattan.”
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“Yo mama is so stupid… she went to a dentist to fix her Bluetooth!”
― Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes
― Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes
“that is what abuse is: knowing you are going to get salt but still hoping for sugar for nineteen years.”
― The Princess Saves Herself in this One
― The Princess Saves Herself in this One
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"Listen, I don't want to stifle your creativity, but that thing you built there, it looks a pile of shit.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
"Listen, I don't want to stifle your creativity, but that thing you built there, it looks a pile of shit.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
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