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“Yo mama is so skinny… she turned sideways and disappeared.”
― Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes
― Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes
“I never understood where his anxiety came from, because we lived in a suburb. I once asked him about it, and he responded simply, “I came from a different time.” “What time was that, Dad?” “I don’t fucking know, a different one. Jesus, stop asking me questions and just be thankful I give a shit.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“that is what abuse is: knowing you are going to get salt but still hoping for sugar for nineteen years.”
― The Princess Saves Herself in this One
― The Princess Saves Herself in this One
“In possibly one of the cutest facts you will ever read, sea otters hold each other’s paws whilst they are asleep so they don’t drift apart from each other.”
― 101 Amazing Facts
― 101 Amazing Facts
“Oblivious to what was going on outside her bedroom, my mom called 911. “Sam! The police are on the way! Put your gun down and your clothes on!” she hollered from the other side of the house. “Fuck that, I ain’t doing either! This is my house, goddamn it! I gotta defend MY house!” he yelled back.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
MiniMario’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at MiniMario’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
105,192 books
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4,183 friends
1,925 books
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2,245 friends
23,314 books
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213 friends
2,996 books
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1,935 friends
2,190 books
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3,870 friends
5,852 books
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668 friends
4,851 books
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4,483 friends
134 books
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124 friends
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