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B*tchy is 27% done

HEY! Milk chocolate folks don't blush pink! We can use pink blush, but not the other way around. If you are black you should know this!

— Oct 26, 2015 07:13AM Add a comment

B*tchy is 27% done

This chick is certifiable. Why is she so surly? It's like the author is trying to make tension for the sake of it. It's not needed and makes the h look unnecessarily bitchy. I'm not saying she has to walk around with a big grin, but her attitude is gross. And how is he "dark" when he's blonde with blue eyes with a sunny disposition.

— Oct 26, 2015 06:19AM Add a comment

B*tchy is 22% done

— Oct 26, 2015 03:33AM Add a comment

B*tchy is 11% done

What crawled up her ass and died? Her attitude stinks!

— Oct 26, 2015 03:21AM Add a comment

B*tchy is 7% done

How many times do I have to say this? Milk chocolate skin does not turn pink! Stop it!

— Oct 26, 2015 03:17AM Add a comment