B*tchy’s Reviews > Tall, Dark & British > Status Update

HEY! Milk chocolate folks don't blush pink! We can use pink blush, but not the other way around. If you are black you should know this!

This chick is certifiable. Why is she so surly? It's like the author is trying to make tension for the sake of it. It's not needed and makes the h look unnecessarily bitchy. I'm not saying she has to walk around with a big grin, but her attitude is gross. And how is he "dark" when he's blonde with blue eyes with a sunny disposition.

How many times do I have to say this? Milk chocolate skin does not turn pink! Stop it!