Status Updates From Tave (The Ujal, #2)

Ah meddling mothers...

The interfering, manipulative mothers in this book are really irritating. I would almost want to give it an additional star if the mothers getting banished to some awful place for years . But sadly I don't believe that is coming

Note: he still hasn't told her that he calls her a clown fish to her face.

undersea beanbag sure sure

her scales are pure white because she is pure white in this future America where melting ice caps missed Tampa and there are space mermaids

"Let it come? She let him come and this was where they’d ended up. No coming for anyone ever again!" ಠ_ಠ

"Not like some odd werewolf or vampire, but in passion, in a craving for his flavors." please do not flatter yourself

Again with the nubbins

Oh no it's the worst I have to mate with this hottie he-whore merman with a pocket penis call the cops

Oh no it's like a mermaid fanny pack in which one's penis hides until it is ready to come out. I guess?

Mating pocket? So...vagina?