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Note: he still hasn't told her that he calls her a clown fish to her face.

undersea beanbag sure sure

her scales are pure white because she is pure white in this future America where melting ice caps missed Tampa and there are space mermaids

"Let it come? She let him come and this was where they’d ended up. No coming for anyone ever again!" ಠ_ಠ

"Not like some odd werewolf or vampire, but in passion, in a craving for his flavors." please do not flatter yourself

Again with the nubbins

Oh no it's the worst I have to mate with this hottie he-whore merman with a pocket penis call the cops

Mating pocket? So...vagina?

"Of course, it holy-shit-ly got better." this is not correct grammar please try again

"It was sexy in a creepy way." Or just creepy in a creepy way.