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Kristina
is 85% done
her scales are pure white because she is pure white in this future America where melting ice caps missed Tampa and there are space mermaids
— Jun 29, 2016 04:53PM
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Kristina’s Previous Updates
Kristina
is 94% done
Note: he still hasn't told her that he calls her a clown fish to her face.
— Jun 29, 2016 05:03PM
Kristina
is 84% done
"Let it come? She let him come and this was where they’d ended up. No coming for anyone ever again!" ಠ_ಠ
— Jun 29, 2016 04:50PM
Kristina
is 82% done
"Not like some odd werewolf or vampire, but in passion, in a craving for his flavors." please do not flatter yourself
— Jun 29, 2016 04:42PM
Kristina
is 76% done
Oh no it's the worst I have to mate with this hottie he-whore merman with a pocket penis call the cops
— Jun 29, 2016 02:46PM
Kristina
is 63% done
Oh no it's like a mermaid fanny pack in which one's penis hides until it is ready to come out. I guess?
— Jun 29, 2016 11:17AM
Kristina
is 60% done
"Of course, it holy-shit-ly got better." this is not correct grammar please try again
— Jun 29, 2016 11:13AM
Kristina
is 54% done
"It was sexy in a creepy way." Or just creepy in a creepy way.
— Jun 29, 2016 09:51AM
