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Mam obsesje na ich punkcie
— 7 hours, 23 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
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HOW did it take THIS FUCKING LONG for them to think about calling Tom
— 19 hours, 16 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
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Priya is too good for these dumbdumbs
— 19 hours, 36 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
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u silly ridiculous pedantic fucking idiots this is why u don't gaf about it being patriarchal about letting ur bestie's husband know that she's trying to run off to a random bridge at 3am bc u have cold feet about being a loserdad to a PUPPY. scratch all of that, u don't agree to this shit in the first place what's wrong with u gkhn;fgkljhlgkfhl/hm/g;lmkfgmf
— 19 hours, 38 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
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Luc sees Carrie Bradshaw as his role model & also watches And Just Like That??? it's all making sense ((being shady despite me literally watching all of And Just Like That with my sister gfljhlkfjh))
— 19 hours, 51 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
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....this phone call b/w Bridge & Luc is sooooooooooo dumb
— 19 hours, 54 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
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so many punchy pc one liners in one children’s party and not all of them work babe but I’ll allow it
— 20 hours, 8 min ago
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