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She has lost her goddamn mind

“So now all we need is to shear a hundred of them, spin the fur into threads and knit some fireproof sweaters.”
I realize these sentences out of context are not funny to anyone but me but whatever

Isn't she a biologist should she be better at this

I mean breathing these fumes cannot be good for her?

I would be so stressed on this nightmare planet

Loling real hard at boozeberries

Lol she is reciting Shakespeare rn

She was just almost eaten by a ginormous evil butterfly and all she can think about is his ass like girl get it together

"She felt like an insect under a microscope. A handsome and rugged microscope with golden hair and blue eyes that could light up a room."
Looool

Ugh weird eyes though

"No one had ever met aliens before. She was the first. She groaned inwardly. So of course they had to be the crappy kind of alien."
Lol

I'm ahead of schedule by 25 books but that's just because I'm preparing for hurricane season

My real reading goal is actually 365 books

Ch 12

This has to be the most creative way an author has presented for a character to be able to learn another's language, that I've read so far. Very innovative.