Kristina’s Reviews > Fire Planet Warrior's Captive > Status Update

She has lost her goddamn mind

“So now all we need is to shear a hundred of them, spin the fur into threads and knit some fireproof sweaters.”
I realize these sentences out of context are not funny to anyone but me but whatever

Isn't she a biologist should she be better at this

I mean breathing these fumes cannot be good for her?

I would be so stressed on this nightmare planet

Loling real hard at boozeberries

Lol she is reciting Shakespeare rn

She was just almost eaten by a ginormous evil butterfly and all she can think about is his ass like girl get it together

"She felt like an insect under a microscope. A handsome and rugged microscope with golden hair and blue eyes that could light up a room."
Looool

Ugh weird eyes though