Kristina’s Reviews > Fire Planet Warrior's Captive > Status Update

She has lost her goddamn mind

“So now all we need is to shear a hundred of them, spin the fur into threads and knit some fireproof sweaters.”
I realize these sentences out of context are not funny to anyone but me but whatever

I mean breathing these fumes cannot be good for her?

I would be so stressed on this nightmare planet

Loling real hard at boozeberries

Lol she is reciting Shakespeare rn

She was just almost eaten by a ginormous evil butterfly and all she can think about is his ass like girl get it together

"She felt like an insect under a microscope. A handsome and rugged microscope with golden hair and blue eyes that could light up a room."
Looool

Ugh weird eyes though

"No one had ever met aliens before. She was the first. She groaned inwardly. So of course they had to be the crappy kind of alien."
Lol