Status Updates From Trent (Across the Aisle #1)

Bernie is giving me a headache. What is her obsession with the hiding thing? Does it seem like this man wants to hide you? And why is this coming out of nowhere?? He told you what happened with his first black girlfriend, right? Why do you want to meet these people? Of all the things she should be concerned about, him 'hiding' her is the least of her problems.

I hate when books that are going well turn stupid. Why would you come back, after you'd left and he hadn't found you, to tell him of your situation just to say I never want to see you again...KNOWING the man you're dealing with. Absolutely dumb. I thought you had sense girl.

Warning!! this is not the kind of book you'd read while on lunch a break. It's too damn steamy! Trent will have you running home to find your hubbie or the toy box, which ever comes first. Thank you, Xyla Turner for not shying away from the political part of the relationship.

This chick would make THE WORST lawyer EVER. She can’t put two and two together to save her life! B and T United? Girl, no. You can’t be that thick. You can’t! Whoops! She is.

You are a grown woman talking to a grown man and you still say #1 and #2 when talking about using the bathroom. How are you 33 again? 🤦🏿‍♀️😑

Just when I thought I only low-key couldn’t stand this heffa, I find out she invested in a timeshare. Now I think I low-key hate her.

When good girls try to write bad boys it can be super hilarious. This is one of those occasions. I get that Xyla is trying to write erotica, but this reads like bad Literotica right now. And why does the black girl’s Mom have to be a crackhead? Race play and stereotypes. Mmmkay girl. All I’m saying is that you’re doing it wrong. 🤷🏿‍♀️

I could shake the shit out of her **insert eye roll**

I could shake the shit outta her... **insert eye roll**

Portia is so much smarter than Bernie.