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B*tchy is 6% done

When good girls try to write bad boys it can be super hilarious. This is one of those occasions. I get that Xyla is trying to write erotica, but this reads like bad Literotica right now. And why does the black girl’s Mom have to be a crackhead? Race play and stereotypes. Mmmkay girl. All I’m saying is that you’re doing it wrong. 🤷🏿‍♀️

— Jan 19, 2019 05:42PM

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B*tchy’s Previous Updates

B*tchy is 78% done

This chick would make THE WORST lawyer EVER. She can’t put two and two together to save her life! B and T United? Girl, no. You can’t be that thick. You can’t! Whoops! She is.

— Jan 23, 2019 12:57AM

B*tchy is 66% done

You are a grown woman talking to a grown man and you still say #1 and #2 when talking about using the bathroom. How are you 33 again? 🤦🏿‍♀️😑

— Jan 22, 2019 08:33PM

B*tchy is 40% done

Just when I thought I only low-key couldn’t stand this heffa, I find out she invested in a timeshare. Now I think I low-key hate her.

— Jan 22, 2019 10:47AM

B*tchy is starting

— Jan 18, 2019 09:34PM