Status Updates From Draco Malfoy and the Mortif...

“In that damp silence, Draco “the Quash” Malfoy and Hermione “No Capacity for Complications” Granger stared at the ceiling and reflected upon what they had done.”

I kind of wished for a more saccharine sweet given how mopey & lovesick he was lmao

“Granger was in his lap. 𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘱.
Draco wanted to die.”

Well, well, well 😋🤭💝

“What’s going on over here?” asked Zabini.
“She’s tying the knot,” said Theo.
“With who?”
“Draco.”
“Ooh.”

😂😂😂😂

“Then she caught his eye and smiled at him. The Great Wall of Quashing was obliterated. Something vast and nameless swelled in his heart. This witch was—
this witch was—
he hadn’t the words for it, but he was struck by it.
It wanted to engulf him.The sphere of light glowed, still. But it wasn’t in the Deluminator.

It was in him.”

“How is that?” asked Granger.
Draco did that thing he’d grown to like doing, of giving her answers that actually referred to her.
“Gorgeous,” said Draco.

I’m that meme that put stabilo all over the text & said everything is romantic

“Then she turned to him and melted into his arms.
Oh, he’d wanted this. A distant part of his brain said, fucking finally. There was no awkwardness this time; his arms knew exactly what to do. He caught her up and squeezed her and held her against his chest.”

🥹

THANK GOD