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Reagan
is 50% done
The writing is so good I’m not even kidding 🫠 one of the best slow burns/yearning romances I’ve read in agessss
— 7 hours, 11 min ago
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Stephanie VK
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Dear Madam Pince, you looked at Malfoy’s bulge so we weren’t sure if you had jumped to conclusions but please be advised that I did not get off with him in the library, sincerely Hermione
THIS CHAPTER HAS ME HOWLING LMAOOO
— Apr 30, 2026 02:36PM
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THIS CHAPTER HAS ME HOWLING LMAOOO
Stephanie VK
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“Has she gone a bit potty? Did she just eye my bulge?”
IM SCREAMING LMAO DRACO
— Apr 30, 2026 02:33PM
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IM SCREAMING LMAO DRACO
Stephanie VK
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Lmfao wait I think I get why the fandom loves Theo Nott so much lol. If he’s written like this in most fanfics then I approve 😂
— Apr 30, 2026 02:15PM
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Reagan
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I wasn’t going to put this on here but you know what? I have no shame. The author is traditionally published now but I heard that her original fanfic was her best work, so I’m reading it 😗 also I miss the Harry Potter world
— Apr 30, 2026 11:18AM
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