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Stephanie VK is 55% done

Dear Madam Pince, you looked at Malfoy’s bulge so we weren’t sure if you had jumped to conclusions but please be advised that I did not get off with him in the library, sincerely Hermione

THIS CHAPTER HAS ME HOWLING LMAOOO

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Stephanie VK is 55% done

“Has she gone a bit potty? Did she just eye my bulge?”

IM SCREAMING LMAO DRACO

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Ashley is 51% done

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Stephanie VK is 53% done

Lmfao wait I think I get why the fandom loves Theo Nott so much lol. If he’s written like this in most fanfics then I approve 😂

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Katie Pickens is 30% done

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tuari is 73% done

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Reagan is 40% done

I wasn’t going to put this on here but you know what? I have no shame. The author is traditionally published now but I heard that her original fanfic was her best work, so I’m reading it 😗 also I miss the Harry Potter world

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Carissa Weaver is 31% done

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Heather is 34% done

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Maddy is 50% done

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Pri is finished

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_nicxox is 82% done

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Lily Bathon is 90% done

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Alexis Santa Ana is 59% done

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Caroline is 14% done

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Alexis Santa Ana is 52% done

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R.H is 70% done

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Vanessa is 18% done

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Katie Pickens is 21% done

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Stephanie VK is 45% done

Ok chapter 17 with the dinner is so good lol the romance is top tier even though it’s so damn slow burn

— Apr 29, 2026 01:28PM Add a comment

Stephanie VK is 45% done

Omg this whole walk through the gardens ?! ROMANCEEEEEEEE

— Apr 29, 2026 01:24PM Add a comment

Stephanie VK is 44% done

“Master is home & he brought a lady! Make whipped cream!”

PLEASE LMAO as if the house elves know to make whipped cream whenever Draco brings home a female guest, I am DEADDDD

(Also Draco bring me home asap pls)

— Apr 29, 2026 01:13PM Add a comment

Stephanie VK is 42% done

HOLY F WE HAVE OUR FIRST ‘MOMENT’
this book is so slow burn I’m dying for them to kiss

— Apr 29, 2026 12:38PM Add a comment