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Stephanie VK
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Dear Madam Pince, you looked at Malfoy’s bulge so we weren’t sure if you had jumped to conclusions but please be advised that I did not get off with him in the library, sincerely Hermione
THIS CHAPTER HAS ME HOWLING LMAOOO
— 23 hours, 15 min ago
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THIS CHAPTER HAS ME HOWLING LMAOOO
Stephanie VK
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“Has she gone a bit potty? Did she just eye my bulge?”
IM SCREAMING LMAO DRACO
— 23 hours, 18 min ago
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IM SCREAMING LMAO DRACO
Stephanie VK
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Lmfao wait I think I get why the fandom loves Theo Nott so much lol. If he’s written like this in most fanfics then I approve 😂
— 23 hours, 36 min ago
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Reagan
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I wasn’t going to put this on here but you know what? I have no shame. The author is traditionally published now but I heard that her original fanfic was her best work, so I’m reading it 😗 also I miss the Harry Potter world
— Apr 30, 2026 11:18AM
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Stephanie VK
is 45% done
Ok chapter 17 with the dinner is so good lol the romance is top tier even though it’s so damn slow burn
— Apr 29, 2026 01:28PM
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Stephanie VK
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Omg this whole walk through the gardens ?! ROMANCEEEEEEEE
— Apr 29, 2026 01:24PM
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