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I forget how sad this part was 😭

"The moment Lan Wangji laid eyes on the guest's bright, handsome, and familiar face, his eyes widened in disbelief."

He's been wondering where his husband is for months and dude has been going round murdering a clan

LAN WANGJI IS BACK

Horrific way to die but not horrific enough for this wench

Horrific way to do but not horrific enough for this evil wench

So the four sects band together to take out the Wen Clan (YAY) and Wei Wuxian is somewhere in the world causing chaos... I can't wait for the Wen clan to burn

THREE MONTHS SINCE THEY YEETED HIM IS WEI OK

They yeeted him into the burial mounds?!

BURIAL MOUNDS HAVE BEEN LOCATED

I want to seek revenge. I have to. But how can I? I don't even have a golden core anymore, and I'll never be able to form a new one again. So how am I going to take revenge?"

This has baffled me, if Jiang Cheng just stayed where he was this would not have happened and now Wei Wuxian is gonna have to fix it and he's already got a lot on his plate

Again the artwork in this is 10/10 even if Jiang Cheng is bleeding to death (He should have stayed where he was like Wei Wuxian told him too)

WEN NING?? THAT'S WEN NING??? THE GHOST GENERAL?? MY BUDDY??

Get your hands off Wei Wuxian you fiend just because you are in grief doesn't mean I won't kick your ass

This is not how I thought this book was going to go and I am so sad

Oh my I don't like Madam Yu but FINALLY BEAT THAT GIRLS ASS

"As long as I can trade it for peace at home.. Take it for all I care."

Baby no they cannot take your arm!! I am terrified Sect Leader Jiang where are you come save my baby

I am livid, Madam Yu is whipping Wei Wuxian and he knows its best to let this happen BUT I WANT TO END EVERYBODY IN THE ROOM

Lan Wangji stoke the medical sachet because he didn't want a girl to give Wei Wuxian a gift

I should have guessed that people thought Wei Wuxian was the son Sect Leader Jiang and I love that Wei Wuxian is like stop assigning parents to me I already had some

Dammit, they got rescued and now I don't have more Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian cuddles >:I

Praise this author and may their pillow be always cool

Lan Wangji cannot catch a break, his husband got branded to save some girl, he nearly lost a leg, he thought his husband was eaten by a fake diving creature, their is no escape from the cave and his husband is burning up with a serious fever, and THEN his husband has the audacity to wish another man was with him to talk too

"he could've sworn he felt someone stroke his head before gathering him up to continue resting upon that lap."

LAN WANGJI IS HOLDING WEI WUXIAN SO HE CAN REST AND RECOVER COMFORTABLY AND I AM FERAL

Lan Wangji terrified his love is dead and I know he's not BUT MY HEART