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I would have protected Wei Ying with my LIFE but I also would have protected Jiang Cheng with my life so I suppose I empathise heaving with my girl Yanli

Lan Zhan SO BOLD

time for everyone to die i guess, and for lots of trauma… but at least Wen Ning has shown up!! very different timeline for him than in the drama

WWX imagining retiring with LZ!?? Confirming they’d need a little one around to make their family complete???

WWX not feeling along against the world cos LZ is there with him??

I’m not crying - I am throwing up due these overflowing emotions

It’s time for dark!WWX and I have to say… DADDY??!!

Knowing he is slowly but surely torturing all these evil guys?? While having his ghostie army? He’s a FATHER he’s got a FLUTE

We’ve finally hit “Return to Gusu with me” and I’ll be real I teared the fuck up reading it - LZ just wants to protect his hubby and WWX is like “not right now babe I’m castrating a man!”

My kings of miscommunication

Wen Chao when I find you

Genuinely should have just sucked it up and read this book earlier - I was like “owo it’s not SAD enough” ok well I take it back, it’s sad enough now, you can stop hurting my son now please

Please

We started book 3 off with a backtrack into ye olde timeline and I gotta say - someone gotta kill all these Wen mother fuckers. Who let them act up like this??

Lan Zhan just fucking biting WWX cos he keeps flirting with him and then being like “lolol no homo” me too king

Soulmates fight giant tortoise monsters together - I don’t make the rules