Status Updates From The Grandmaster of Demonic ...

WHY WOULD YOU END THE BOOK THERE I AM ON THE TRAIN AND DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO THE NEXT BOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU (The cliffhanger is "It's you?!" And that's it and who the hell does that, who are they WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME)

"Look at how his dad behaves. Who knows if he'll turn out the same in the future"

Ironic cause Wei Wuxian will possess the guys son in the future

"When have you ever not been the one calling out to him first?"

I AM CRYING WEI WUXIAN YOU OBVIOUSLY LOVE HIM

"Wei Ying, it is best if you return to Gusu with me after all."

I'm gonna cry

"When I have chance to visit Gusu again, I'm going to grab eight or ten jugs, stash them away, and guzzle them all in one go."

Is that why Lan Wangji was keeping the booze in his room? For Wei Wuxian?

O.o Wei Wuxian is a ridiculously handsome man I don't blame you Lan Wangji

"After all, it was only because of Wei Wuxian that the Jiang Clan of Yunmeng's fame shot up during the Sun shot Campaign..."

Jiang Cheng get your head in the game that's your brother he does everything for you

I am howling Jin Zixuan loves Jiang Yanli but doesn't know how to talk to girls (I say this but fully back up Wei Wuxian in murdering him)

"Madam, A-Xian is my little bother. When others insult him, it is no small matter to me."

I am so soft for Jiang Yanli she loves her brothers

Wei Wuxian you stress me out. I can't believe you told Lan Wangji that he looks like a guy who would never kiss someone when LITERALLY TEN MINUTES AGO HE HAD YOU PINNED AND WAS SMOOCHING YOU

SCREAMING LAN WANJI PINNED WEI WUXIAN TO A TREE YESSSSSSSSS KISS HIMMMMMMM

SORRY WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DOESNT KNOW LAN WANGJI IS KISSING HIM. LAN WANGJI WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I am the epitome of ? Right not

Oh my god the flower he caught... IS THAT THE ONE HE TURNS INTO A BOOKMARK

"Lan Wangji raised his hand and caught a flower that had been thrown at his back."

I love that Lan Wangji catches no flowers but catches the one thrown by his husband, he's in ✨love✨

" It was customary to toss flowers as a show of admiration when encountering handsome men and women."

So when is Lan Wangji giving Wei Wuxian a flower or vice versa

SCREAMING WEI WUXIAN DREAMS OF RETIREMENT WITH LAN WANGJI AND HAVING A KID

I REPEAT WEI WUXIAN WANTS TO RETIRE WITH LAN WANGJI AND HAVE A KID

Wen Ning I have missed you

"Boys always bully the ones they're sweet on. They just want their undivided attention."

YOU HEAR THAT WEI WUXIAN WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING

I am giggling stop flirting you idiots (flirt more)

This artist deserves an award because I LOVE SEEING MY BOYS CUDDLED UP

LAN WANGJI RECOGNISED IT WAS WEI WUXIAN CAUSE HE PLAYED A SONG ON HIS FLUTE WHICH LAN WANGJI ONLY LET WEI WUXIAN HEAR