Status Updates From The Grandmaster of Demonic ...

don’t-cry-while-reading-MDZS challenge: FAILED.

"And the sun of earth was about to set."

I'm glad the Wen clan perished but damn what horrific ways to go

The train is hot that's why I'm red... Not because I've seen Wei Wuxian all in black... Nu huh deffo the train

"Of all people he might go back with. It won't be with you."

You hurt Lan Wangji's feelings, he just wants to keep Wuxian safe :(

LAN WANGJI SAID HIS NAME

"Return to Gusu with me."

SCREAMING OVER THE SENTENCE fearful that he wants to lock him up

"Would you believe me if I said I found a mysterious cave somewhere, packed full of mysterious scrolls left behind by a mysterious master, and then emerged like this and went on a killing spree?"

With your freaky attitude yes I would believe it

"Wei Wuxian reclined against the edge of the table, his right hand stroking her long, soft hair over and over. Lan Wangji's face grew progressively grimmer as he watched Wei Wuxian's actions."

I would be the first to say that's jealousy except Wei Wuxian is controlling a corpse and instead of jealousy it's fear

"He dropped from the eaves into the second story of the post station and positioned himself between Wen Zhuliu and Wei Wuxian."

I love that Lan Wangji's first move is to protect his husband even though he's been missing for three months and has became an evil sod

That's horrific imagery that I never needed to imagine