I've had some pretty wild massages, and(.) I mean funny wild, not sexual. There was one in Japan where the girl came in and said, 'Please lie on floor,' so I lay on the floor, and she was giving me a massage. I started relaxing, but then suddenly she started to sing, "Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.' I'm going,' Oh shit, where do I put myself now.' Thank God she didn't know the middle eight.
— Apr 16, 2026 01:02AM
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