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Im loving this story but its also putting me in such a bad mood lmao

I’m getting annoyed cause Joan can’t seem to decide if Vic is a good guy or not. She’s described him as “kind” one minute and then “lascivious” the next. Then again, now that I think about it, I’m probably annoyed because most times I can’t decide if someone is good or bad either. Because it’s almost never black and white.

Uh oh we got a pisces alert

Shouts out to chlorine lovers!!!!

“Morality is uninteresting. I’m intrigued by the idiocy of trust. I’ll never trust a man I love. In fact, if I trust him it will mean I don’t love him enough.”

“Halfway through the move I realized that the men were doing meth in my bathroom.” Ahahahahaha omg

“If someone asked me to describe myself in a single word, depraved is the one I’d use.”

Ok!!! Now I’m hooked. Getting Eileen vibes.

Vic 🤮

Lord im weak. I havent absorbed any of this and im so easily distracted.

Idk whats happening, i just keep reading and hope it clicks at some point😭

Lord give me strength. I promised a friend I’d read this, and I’ve judged myself every month that I’ve put off this task since receiving said friend’s childhood copy of the book as a gift.

“I’d told karina everything and she still wanted to be my friend. This was what I’d wanted for so long and thought was impossible. To reveal my true self and be accepted as I was.”

This feels similar to how I cry over this one recycling commercial.

“What happens if there’s a fire?”
“I suppose I would burn to death. Please, everyone, have some donuts.”

“Hoping you’ll never find out who i really am, cause you’ll never love me.” -sza

Damn i lowkey feel bad for linda. Just when she started to trust people and make friends after years of feeling like an outcast, then she tells her best friend the truth and is cast out once again.

“This plane wants to marry me.” Hahaha

Ok wait a minute… does linda like karina??? She has been getting very generous in her descriptions of her. So help me god, she already made dave finger her on the flight to houston. Now karina is talking about how she’ll have to face her fear of flying for the flight to her wedding destination….. This book has already gotten freaky asl. Who knows what’s next.

“I tried to mentally convey to the plane that this man meant nothing to me.”

“I wondered if he was flattering me to gain a psychological advantage.”

😂 i am linda, linda is me

“Aidan from Porn”

“‘What airline do you work for?’ i wrote.
‘Delta.’ Simon wrote, and I came.”

😂😭 i had never read great literature until this moment

“All planes are male in spirit.” 😂 stop

Im so uncomfortable with how she keeps calling these airplanes her “lovers” ahahahahaha

Not her saying a particular plane has a “bad boy appeal” hahahahaha

What is this???? Hahahaha

Ugh emails

“I hope the sun is shining very brightly on you. I think of you everyday. Still yours.”

🤮🤮 😭 😭 how much more are they gonna put me through, im weak

The hoes in dublin have me irritated too

I am currently being tortured.

Paragraphs and paragraphs about how she “cant live without susannah” and she’d rather join the devil than be without her etc etc etc and its all just words i guess cause lucy is a pain in my ass and just leaves with martin anyway. You *literally* said you would give up everything for her and then tell her no like what???

Wait we’re flying forward 2 years?!?! No im still suffering wtffff i can’t take much more of this!!!