Harrison > Recent Status Updates

it’s time to cut my losses

i don’t think i like this book but im here now

“shartstain” we learn new words each day

“‘there you are,’ says a low, cool voice behind me.” howl? is that you?

this is the only interesting thing hailey has done this whole damn book

“the last thing i want right now is a baby” boy can’t wait for this to bite us in the ass

“The Church is not that keen on God, in my experience,” said Baron Rikard. “They think of him much as a lawyer thinks of the law. Something to be got around.”

“He turned and his little sister blinked at me through tears. Then she outstretched her arms and reached, opening and closing her fists.” i dislike the idea of kids so much this made me nauseous, i woulda dropped this dude so fast fr SORRY

unexpected pregnancy 🤮 vile

i hope men aren’t stupid enough to really call a curling iron a “hot stick thing” in real life

call it ballet one more time 🔫

HE DRIVES A TESLA??? 🤮 shut it down folks

why do we treat henry like he’s a child

is it a little cringy? yeah. but i don’t hate it as much as everyone online made me think i would. fingers crossed it stays this way

the conversation between anastasia and ryan makes me gag bc he sounds so obviously fake-ideal

the stone is like a vape fr

HE HAS A DEGREE??? A DOCTORAL THESIS???

HE HAS A DEGREE??? A DOCTORAL THESIS????

“the centre cannot hold”

how utterly predictable 🙄

i grow more confused by the technology in this book with each page

wendell 🖤

i think maybe this isn’t my vibe. i’m lost. should i be focusing on the faux forbidden romance? some cutesy christmas romance? a mystery? a heist? overlooking the frequency of cringey phrases?

no one told me they got JOKES

sabrina needs therapy immensely

is this how normal people think about depression or

i’m not vibing with bowen but it doesn’t help that i’m having to read about a screeching baby during his chapters

just go on VRBO and get a rental next year damn

…oh

i love TenSoon, but i don’t like talking horse TenSoon