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Jordan
Jordan is 10% done with Sky Full of Elephants
SPOILER ALERT! Idk what % I’m actually on. But we find out why Charlie was in jail. And THIS is why fucking with white women is and has always been dangerous. Idc what kinda we are the world type shit you gotta say.
Jun 08, 2025 09:41AM Add a comment
Sky Full of Elephants

Jordan
Jordan is 65% done with Yellow Wife
I’m ready to be done with this book. And I know it was probably worse in reality. Disgusting. Some of y’all’s granddaddies were front and center at somebody’s lynching, smiling like the damn Cheshire Cat 😡
Mar 11, 2024 07:42AM Add a comment
Yellow Wife

Jordan
Jordan is 30% done with A Real Love
Mona is always saying something slick and Baby just brushes it off with the excuse that her friend just says what's on her mind. No baby, your friend is shady and don't really like you. How can she not feel this girl's jealousy? And even if she couldn't, why would she let her friend get away with making her feel like that all the time and not putting her in her place? I'm getting mad.
Feb 26, 2024 11:01AM Add a comment
A Real Love

Jordan
Jordan is 30% done with A Real Love
And why would she agree to let Baby stay in her & Memphis house when the only reason she got him is because she's pushy ended up pregnant? She knows Memphis interest wasn't on her. She clearly doesn't love him, but she wants to keep him for the lifestyle. So why risk him being in the company of the woman he really wanted when you bogarded your way into his life with your cooch and a baby?
Feb 26, 2024 10:54AM Add a comment
A Real Love

Jordan
Jordan is 30% done with A Real Love
I know Baby is a sweetheart, but I'm not believing that she's this naive to think this bitch is her friend. Since they are so different, I feel like their friendship would have to be deep and genuine for the relationship to even sustain. There's no way she's this oblivious to the fact that her friend is a hater.
Feb 26, 2024 10:51AM Add a comment
A Real Love

Jordan
Jordan is 65% done with Yellow Wife
I thought I was ready for this book. I don't know what the hell I was expecting, but I should have mentally prepared for this.
Feb 23, 2024 11:57AM Add a comment
Yellow Wife

Jordan
Jordan is 65% done with Applying Pressure
Matter fact, let me take a brief commercial break from this nigga and listen to something else.
Feb 16, 2024 10:53AM Add a comment
Applying Pressure

Jordan
Jordan is 65% done with Applying Pressure
I guess I’m just gonna fuss until it’s over.Why would a 28 year old woman serious about her business and her reputation deal with a nigga who acts like him? He’s 24,disrespectful as shit.Why is she ok with him bring a dick to everybody as long as he’s good to her?He’s beyond crazy! I hate this character. At least Joe was kind of charming. This nigga is just a mean cocky bastard!
Feb 16, 2024 10:45AM Add a comment
Applying Pressure

Jordan
Jordan is 55% done with Applying Pressure
I want to dnf this book equally as bad as I want to know how it ends. I don’t think I have ever hated an MC this much. Like I want him to get everything he dished out while he was pursuing Myomi. Everything!
Feb 16, 2024 12:07AM Add a comment
Applying Pressure

Jordan
Jordan is 40% done with Applying Pressure
Yo, I hate this nigga.Am I supposed to be rooting for his ass?Because I’m not.How the hell is Ocean saying that he doesn’t care about Travy’s relationship with his woman,as long as he does whatever it takes to help Ocean get close to Myomi,whom he’s already with?And that shit about how his grandfather raised him ain’t enough for me to have empathy.How is this a love story when I want the MMC to fail?
Feb 15, 2024 05:46AM Add a comment
Applying Pressure

Jordan
Jordan is 35% done with Applying Pressure
Just waiting for the part where this nigga reveals some redeeming qualities.He’s a dickhead.There’s nothing endearing about him other than the fact that he’s famous and fine.He don’t give a shit about nobody but himself.He only cares about Myomi because he wants her.It ain’t actually got nothing to do with HER.It’s about what he wants.This nigga ain’t Bae…but I need to know how it ends.
Feb 14, 2024 10:22AM Add a comment
Applying Pressure

Jordan
Jordan is 30% done with Applying Pressure
Who is this book about? Why are we getting a POV from Myomi’s homegirl? I don’t care about her.
Feb 14, 2024 03:45AM 1 comment
Applying Pressure

Jordan
Jordan is 25% done with Applying Pressure
I don’t like this nigga. At least not so far.
Feb 13, 2024 07:01PM Add a comment
Applying Pressure

Jordan
Jordan is 25% done with Applying Pressure
As much as I love me an aggressive, possessive, fine AF book bae in a story with dubious consent, I'm having a hard time believing this one. This lady is how ever many years older than Ocean, you mean to tell me right after breaking up with her man this dude starts off with all this sex talk and she just sniggling and giggling? He sounds like a little boy talking about nothing but his dick and she's going for it?
Feb 13, 2024 03:13PM Add a comment
Applying Pressure

Jordan
Jordan is 92% done with Saint Ave.
Ms. Yazzie getting the n my damn nerves. If she don’t stop being stubborn and forgive that man.
Feb 08, 2024 09:54PM Add a comment
Saint Ave.

Jordan
Jordan is 95% done with God Still Don't Like Ugly (God Don't Like Ugly, #2)
“If you decide this is too much for you that’s fine. I can raise my child alone.” Bitch, you kept the pregnancy a secret then intentionally let him assume Jerome was the daddy. Then when you spring it on him during a phone call and he don’t immediately process and jump in line you talking that shit like he’s the one who was hiding. I’m ready to slap Annette’s big ass.
Feb 04, 2024 11:31AM Add a comment
God Still Don't Like Ugly (God Don't Like Ugly, #2)

Jordan
Jordan is 90% done with God Still Don't Like Ugly (God Don't Like Ugly, #2)
Why is this pissing me off so bad?Like how did I read all the other books before because I don’t think I feel like being bothered with Annette’s simple ass no more. If PeeWee had asked she would have told him he was the baby daddy. But since he didn’t she’s still deciding whether or not to keep it a secret. You can tell PeeWee that Rhoda killed somebody but not that he’s your baby daddy. She makes me sick.
Feb 04, 2024 11:20AM Add a comment
God Still Don't Like Ugly (God Don't Like Ugly, #2)

Jordan
Jordan is 90% done with God Still Don't Like Ugly (God Don't Like Ugly, #2)
Now Annette lying ass keeping her pregnancy from PeeWee until he decides he wants to be with her.
Feb 04, 2024 10:14AM Add a comment
God Still Don't Like Ugly (God Don't Like Ugly, #2)

Jordan
Jordan is 60% done with God Still Don't Like Ugly (God Don't Like Ugly, #2)
I understand completely that rape victims unfortunately are not believed, which is bullshit. But if you telling secrets tell them all. Don't throw Rhoda under the bus. Yeah, she is kind of a serial killer, but she had valid reasons for all her murders. You were calling her ass all times of the night to keep Buttwright out your coochie. She took care of the problem you were afraid to take care of.
Feb 03, 2024 12:14PM Add a comment
God Still Don't Like Ugly (God Don't Like Ugly, #2)

Jordan
Jordan is 60% done with God Still Don't Like Ugly (God Don't Like Ugly, #2)
I forgot how much Annette got on my damn nerves. She lie so much. And I get it, but liars annoy me. But she felt the need to release the burden of the secret that Rhoda killed Buttwright to PeeWee, but didn't wanna release the burden of being raped as a child for years. She gonna tell PeeWee Rhoda killed Buttwright because he was mean to Rhoda. Girl shut your ass up.
Feb 03, 2024 12:08PM Add a comment
God Still Don't Like Ugly (God Don't Like Ugly, #2)

Jordan
Jordan is 40% done with God Don't Like Ugly (God Don't Like Ugly, #1)
I forgot how bad Mr. Boatright pissed me the hell off! Annette in their pregnant by her rapist and he in there with her Mama talking about she hanging with the wrong kids. I'm ready for him to die.
Feb 02, 2024 09:15AM Add a comment
God Don't Like Ugly (God Don't Like Ugly, #1)

Jordan
Jordan is 25% done with God Don't Like Ugly (God Don't Like Ugly, #1)
This is a great book. I've read it twice before but I'm listening this time. This lady's fucking mouth noises and swallowing and shit is gonna drive me crazy. And I like her voice. But somebody shoulda edited that shit out. My misophonia is kicking in chile.
Feb 01, 2024 03:32PM Add a comment
God Don't Like Ugly (God Don't Like Ugly, #1)

Jordan
Jordan is 73% done with SOS
Why is Eli so sensitive about the Jake thing? He knows that affected her and he won’t give her details that might help make sense of the situation. Kai’s mad he wouldn’t let her whoop Angelyns ass after throwing that drink and called her ratchet. She threw the kidnapping in his face and now he wants to divorce her. And she’s pregnant. How he go from perfectionism to hasty in one I ncident?
Jan 14, 2024 07:49AM Add a comment
SOS

Jordan
Jordan is starting Both Sides of the Fence (The Both Sides of the Fence Series)
Oh y’all remember this scandalous ass messy ads book don’t you 😂 I’m listening to it this time around.
Jan 07, 2024 01:05PM Add a comment
Both Sides of the Fence (The Both Sides of the Fence Series)

Jordan
Jordan is 40% done with Asking for It (Asking for It, #1)
I refuse to remove this from my currently reading. I am determined to finish this book. How are you unable to finish a book you actually want to read though?
Jan 07, 2024 12:58PM Add a comment
Asking for It (Asking for It, #1)

Jordan
Jordan is 30% done with Kindred: Xander's Story
This book so angsty it’s making my stomach hurt. I need Xander to stop playing with me!
Dec 30, 2023 08:59AM Add a comment
Kindred: Xander's Story

Jordan
Jordan is 75% done with Decker (Hunting Her, #2)
Every time I think it couldn't get more annoying. Decker has been undercover for years trying to take the Torians down for trafficking. Now all the feds are at a funeral about to arrest somebody and he acting confused. And Kira's like "Do something!" What the fuck he gonna do? I'm scared to find out how she is gonna write them out of this big bust that's been in the works the whole time Decker has been in the crew.
Oct 31, 2023 08:28PM Add a comment
Decker (Hunting Her, #2)

Jordan
Jordan is 75% done with Decker (Hunting Her, #2)
The woman sounds like she needs some goddamn Carmex! I need this book to hurry up! Too late to DNF.
Oct 31, 2023 08:03PM Add a comment
Decker (Hunting Her, #2)

Jordan
Jordan is 75% done with Decker (Hunting Her, #2)
Then these fucking narrators aren't making it better. Jesus.
Oct 31, 2023 08:03PM Add a comment
Decker (Hunting Her, #2)

Jordan
Jordan is 75% done with Decker (Hunting Her, #2)
I haven't read a book this annoying in a while. Why the fuck would Decker be working as a federal informant to avenge his sister, then when he blows his own fucking cover because he's a goddamn idiot, he would rather risk a bullet than tell Cole about her when he's given the chance to explain. I don't see how the same author wrote the first book in this series. These characters are insufferable.
Oct 31, 2023 07:59PM Add a comment
Decker (Hunting Her, #2)

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