Annette Williams > Recent Status Updates

“Keep talkin' shyt and you’ll learn first-hand I am who I think I am,” I smirked, looking him up and down, “F*ck out of my face.” We love a hood politician over here. 😏

‘I chuckle at that thought, because I know, and he knows, and even God knows I’m never leaving that man and he ain’t leaving me—unless it’s in a body bag. And even then, I’d probably just go with him so we could be together eternally.' If you not tryin' to be with me in the afterlife like Raya, don't even bother approaching me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love me some Samari and Asao. They are feeding my musical spirit. 🥰

'The waiter finally finds our table. I order a club soda with bitters and lime. Ace shoots me a look then, orders Hennessey, the official drink of basic n*ggas everywhere. It’s okay, though. I still love him.' That damn Raya is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Takes off earrings. Slathers face in Vaseline. Somebody drop Kennedy’s location. I just wanna talk. 😒

The way Dom calls Lourdes “Shorty” just does somethin’ to me. 😏

I could only hope the magic that inspires the perfect romance movie gets sprinkled on me because I was going into this man’s room coochie first. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Clock it!" 🤏🏾 Lil Ms. Areli is a mess

"Bruh, chill. They want a gotdamn story, I'll share screenshots of the texts we have of you refusing to spend my money." His tone was light and had me smiling and rolling my eyes.
"Buying a new car isn't a decision you take lightly. I have to take my time and make sure the car speaks to me."
"Did that raggedy ass Camry speak to you?" Omiri ain’t shyt. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“You are mine, Zo. I’m not labeling you a possession so, don’t get that f*cked up either. You’re not a thing that can be captured or controlled. You’re simply mine because I have made a commitment to give you the best of everything, myself included.” 🥰

“Heard me?”
“Heard you." 🥰🥰🥰🥰

“So, we’re good right?”
“Yeah but, FYI, your son is fat as f*ck.”
“Man, f*ck you. He’s five months old. He’s suppose to be fat.” Now, why Isaac do Baby J like that?!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jhorie is already workin' my last damn nerve. 🙄

“And you, you stupid bytch,” I said to @#*&%@. “Romi trusted you, and you out here f*ckin’ her trifling azz baby daddy. You hoes love fuckin’ ain’t shyt azz ninjas. Your life is gone off principles alone.” Come on Smoke! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Now Lyra..... 🤦🏾‍♀️😒🤦🏾‍♀️😒

His family showin’ up to the wedding when they knew he was already married is diabolical AF. 😒

Sailor is givin' Rival the blues. 😩

“If you want to go to the crib, that’s cool, but I’m still gon’ eat this p*ssy like I been fastin’ for forty days and forty nights.” Listen, you wouldn't have to tell me twice Kentrell. 😏😏😏😏

Not Natoi and Azreal got me over here blushin'. ☺️☺️☺️☺️

So, y’all wasn’t gon’ tell me Iona’s azz is crazy as a Bessie Bug?!!! 🥴

'Nobody called me f*cking Stanley but my mama, and I hated that shyt. I loved my pops, but I couldn’t rock with his name. Whoever heard of a thug named Stanley?' 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Deuce is a mess.

I'm really enjoying this book. Cash is just as cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs as Nazai is. 🤪

“You sure about that? I remember when we first met. You was trying to throw the p*ssy at a ninja.”
“That was before I found out you have toddler teeth under your grill and give out STDs like Obama phones.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“My bad, girl. This weekend was amazing. I didn’t know that man had it in him to be so thoughtful.”
Angelique laughed. “That’s what good coochie will do. Put it on him make him wanna marry me!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Ohh shyt, that’s likka. That’s why I don’t drink. I think that just put hair on my chest.”
“Mmmhmm, or on the p*ssy you’ve refused to shave.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m not sure if I like Jacari but, that heff has some funny azz one liners.

“Don’t address her. Talk to me. You asked if you could have her time and I said no because it’s mine. That means whatever questions you have need to go through me.”
“And who the f*ck are you?”
“The person you need to run your questions through if you have concerns about this one.” Oop! Krew is my type of carryin’ on. 😏

“Bytch down at Ruby Kisses taking more d*cks than a f*ckin’ gloryhole but go off. That’s your sucka azz business.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I see Smoke is still with the shyts.