Status Update

Seb is 10% done

"Banana evil. Me good. House is protect. Hearth is safe. Banana got teeth. Banana sniff for me. I hide under bed. I hide. I hide. Me safe here."

— May 18, 2025 03:00AM

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Seb’s Previous Updates

Seb is 92% done

"These aren't dogs at all, they're attack-bananas."

— Jun 11, 2025 03:07PM

Seb is 77% done

— Jun 10, 2025 01:47PM

Seb is 71% done

Didn't like this one ("Fire vs. Fire") much

— Jun 10, 2025 07:04AM

Seb is 60% done

"The banana grabbed a cricket bat and took a swing at the child"

— Jun 09, 2025 02:28PM

Seb is 54% done

"The fact that the Apes currently have dominion over life on Earth means nothing. Apes were created to be ruled by the Banana."

— Jun 08, 2025 02:30PM

Seb is 49% done

"[...] Are you scared? You should be," says the banana.

— Jun 05, 2025 01:59PM

Seb is 47% done

Why did they change the cover? The old one was so much cooler!

— Jun 03, 2025 01:55PM

Seb is 38% done

"[...] blueberries and watermelons have weak characters. They are submissive. But bananas are a proud race. We will not be treated like this. We will put a stop to humankind."

— May 24, 2025 03:23AM

Seb is 30% done

HUMANS SUCK, BANANAS RULE.

— May 21, 2025 09:07AM

Seb is 19% done

"I don't know why this banana is doing what he's doing. He has a grudge against humans, maybe. He's a misanthrope. Who cares. He's a murderer. A mass-murderer."

— May 19, 2025 01:33PM