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“Hi, are you guys ready to order?” she asks nervously and holds up the tablet, waiting for our orders.
“Where did Colbie go?” Brodie asks.
Her nerves drop away, and she puts her hands on her hips and glares at us. “She had to duck out, but did you know you painted a target on her back? Colbie doesn’t deserve all the shit Gianna is spreading about her.
Oct 19, 2025 08:12PM
Unwilling Queen (Kingdoms #1)

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This book is like if u put together a bunch of cool interesting and unique ideas together and had no plot what so ever. All the ideas and gimmicks are amazing but the execution leaves A LOT to be desired. There’s no substance just liquid. All this to say. I still enjoyed my time and I Ike the gimmicky ideas. 3.5 stars rounded up
Oct 22, 2025 08:52PM
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Why is Mia always lecturing and scolding her co-wives? It’s like her only character trait tf???

“Hurry up and get some more food in you, Colbie. Lucas is getting impatient.” Layla nudges her husband, thankfully changing the subject and breaking the uncomfortable atmosphere.
Oct 22, 2025 07:21PM
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Violet told me that shifters, especially the young ones, use a lot of calories shifting, so it’s important to eat a lot to fuel your magic and body.
“What animal has six heads?” an unfamiliar voice asks, taking a seat in the chair between Lucas and me.
Oct 22, 2025 05:00PM
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Dinner isn’t as small as I hoped. When we get to the dining room, I am announced.
“Ladies and gentlemen, Her Majesty, Queen Colbie Karridge, accompanied by Princesses Gracelin and Gretchin and Lady Violet,” a man standing in the doorway of the dining room says loudly, causing everyone at the table to stand and watch as we enter the room.
Oct 21, 2025 11:23PM
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marks on display.
She gasps and places her hand against her chest. “Oh, dear child.” Her eyes fill with sympathy, and she takes a step forward and holds out her hand encouragingly. “Don’t worry, the four of us will help you every step of the way, but you need to take that first step. It’s the hardest, but we will catch you, I promise.”
Oct 21, 2025 10:35PM
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The sun rises in the sky, and the waves fill with more surfers who paddle around the point from the other cove. Soon, there is a congregation of wave worshipers floating just beyond where the waves crest, waiting for the perfect one to call to them. I can hear them talking amongst themselves, but I can’t make out any words.
Oct 21, 2025 09:47PM
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His hands slide up my body, caressing my skin, the rough calluses on his thumbs creating a delicious friction. He caresses my breasts, his gaze dropping down to watch what he’s doing, and he groans as he leans forward and takes one of my nipples in his mouth. He sucks, and my knees weaken.
Oct 20, 2025 11:49PM
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Bet the 6th mate is a unicorn shifter. Who was raised human. So when he turned into a unicorn and got the bond mark he had no clue and just isolated himself in the forest.
Oct 20, 2025 10:48PM
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She sighs and stands up, brushing the sand off her pants. The wind has died down, and the sea has settled, but a rumble of thunder can be heard on the horizon as the clouds darken even further.
“Colbie, take another few days and think it over. I have no doubt that once you stop doubting yourself, you are going to do amazing things.
Oct 20, 2025 10:40PM
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The best rulers are those who never wanted to rule in the first place. Because there’s no underlying motive or drive for profit. The people who least benefit from ruling are the best rulers.

Don’t hold your breath, I think and desperately wish I could transfer the marks from my wrists to one of theirs. I’m sure either of them would make a better queen than me because they actually want it.
Oct 20, 2025 10:18PM
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average  human She’s a good person.”
“Huh? What do you mean?” I ask, not sure what she’s talking about, and I can tell that Gem and Brodie don’t either, but Liam shifts uncomfortably on his seat.
“Well, since Gianna got raked over the coals by the king and General Bryson and lost her job, Gianna has been telling everyone that the human lied, and she didn’t tell her about the shifter cub. She claims she had to prioritize the calls because everyone was out searching for the cub, and Colbie was just a silly human who was complaining about something unimportant. Gianna has even gone so far as suggesting that she was the one who kidnapped Prince Archer and then pretended to rescue him to get in the royal family’s good books.”
Our gazes swing to Liam. We glare at him when he nods his head. “She was really upset when she lost her job and had to move out of the night watch apartments. She claims the human was lying and that she didn’t cut her off. She said she didn’t mention a thing about the lost cub, just that she needed the night watch to check out the alley because she heard a funny noise. Stupid human needs to learn to stay in her own lane,” he growls, and my dragon pushes forward, wanting to take a bite out of our bond mate. I wrestle him back, but not before scales flutter across my lower arms. Liam eyes me warily, knowing he’s playing with fire—literally.
“That’s bullshit and not true,” Brodie explodes. “Archie told us the truth. That could be dangerous for Colbie. You know how shifters can get. Maybe we need to warn the general so he can put a security team on her for a while until things die down. Everyone will be on edge until the next king or queen has been found.”
“Gianna has been banned from the neutral zone for six months anyway. I have to go back to the shifter lands to see her,” Liam grumbles, completely oblivious, or maybe stubbornly determined to ignore our feelings on the matter.
“Good riddance is all I can say,” Gem mutters before turning his attention to the menu and telling the girl what he wants for lunch. “I’ll also have one of those adorable hot chocolates with bear marshmallows please. I’ll enjoy drowning them.” Liam glares at him, but Gem ignores him while the girl enters his order into the tablet.
The rest of us place our own orders, and Violet scurries off to take care of them. “You need to stop seeing Gianna. It’s only going to cause problems when we find our mate,” I tell him, my dragon very upset with our friend’s selfishness right now. He keeps pushing to shift and fry his ass—not that we could, because our bond makes them immune to my fire.
There’s a stubborn set to his lips, and he crosses his arms. “I don’t want to, and you can’t make me.”
“Look, we get it. We’ve been waiting for our mate for a while, but Aramis must have a plan for us. Giving Gianna hope is not doing anyone any favors. You’re just breaking her heart. You know we can’t mate with her,” I remind my stubborn friend.
“Unless she ends up with our mark,” Liam argues belligerently.
“The likelihood of that is slim. My dragon can’t stand her,” I tell him.
“Neither can my wolf,” Brodie adds, and when Liam looks at Gem, he shakes his head. His usual smirk is gone, and he looks sad for our friend.
Liam slumps down in the booth, looking defeated. “My bear is getting unruly. He doesn’t particularly like Gianna as a person either, but he does like fucking her, and he wants someone to care for. He doesn’t really care who it is anymore,” Liam admits quietly, and Gem holds out his hand. Liam takes it, and Brodie and I watch as phoenix flames appear, helping to soothe Liam’s bear. Phoenix shifters are healers, both of the body and soul, so hopefully that will ease the bear a little so Liam can start making better decisions.
We watch as some of the tension in Liam’s body eases, and he breathes out a large sigh. “Thanks. I’m sorry. He’s really riding me hard. It’s becoming tricky to hold him back. Maybe I should take a leave of absence for a while. Move back home away from temptation.”
“Don’t be too hasty. You know the goddess often blesses more shifters than normal during a coronation year. Hopefully by the time a new king or queen has been crowned, we will also have been blessed with our mate,” Gem reasons, and some hope comes back into Liam’s dejected eyes.
“At least we don’t have to worry about being tapped as a mate for the next king or queen. Being in a bond saves us from that,” Brodie remarks. “I don’t envy all those single shifters waiting on tenterhooks to see if they are going to end up being selected as a possible mate for the new royal.”
“I feel sorry for the new royal. It must be hard enough to figure out how to coexist with an animal without the added pressure of picking a mate, let alone more than one.”
The others murmur their agreement as Violet returns to the table with our drinks.
I asked Gryffin once when we were younger how his dad picked his three moms, and he said his dad just knew. Apparently he had a connection with the three of them he didn’t have with the other potentials, although he did have to date them all to give them a chance. How confusing that must be for a recent human.
I smile at the sight of the two little dragon marshmallows floating in my coffee. Brodie gets a goofy grin and scoops up one of the wolves in his with a spoon and studies it closer before sticking it in his mouth. His eyebrows jump. “Oh, they are minty,” he exclaims. “I told her to make wolves and dragons,” he says, his mouth full of marshmallow, and Gem gags.
“Jesus, Brodie, where are your manners? No wonder the goddess hasn’t deemed us fit to grant us a mate yet.” The phoenix shudders and stirs his hot chocolate, being unnecessarily rough with the bears floating on top and grinning wickedly when they start to melt and drown.
“Ridiculous,” Liam grumbles, taking a sip of his black coffee, nothing floating in his. I’m pretty sure he’s just being a stubborn asshole. He has the sweetest tooth of us all and would usually have multiple marshmallows covering the top of his.
“Your lunches won’t be long. Justin is just frying the bacon for the BLTs,” Violet tells us.
“When do you think Colbie will get back?” Brodie asks, and the girl’s eyebrows jump in surprise. He quickly realizes his mistake in showing too much interest in a human. “Ah, we need to ask her a couple of questions regarding the other night,” he explains, and the girl nods, but I can see she doesn’t believe him.
“She will be in tomorrow, but we aren’t expecting it to be busy because of the parade and the party, so she will probably close early, and we are closed on Sunday because of the holiday, so Monday will be the next time she’s back in the café.”
Brodie winces. “We will be involved in the parade and party tomorrow. We’re pulling security for the parade, and our bond has been invited as guests to the party. That’s okay, we will come in on Monday and talk to her.”
Violet walks away, and Liam growls at Brodie. “What the fuck are you playing at? You think I’m bad for showing interest in Gianna, but that’s not as bad as sniffing around a human.”
Liam is right. Brodie should forget about the human. Sure, she was pretty, and she wasn’t easily intimidated when we collected Archie, but she’s not for us, even if she smells delicious, like cupcakes and cream cheese frosting. My dragon would like to give her a lick to see if she tastes as good as she smells, but we won’t. That’s only a road to heartbreak for all of us.
“Gods, you’re such an asshole.” Brodie flips Liam off, and Gem watches eagerly, like he’s waiting for them to brawl in the café. Our phoenix is mischievous and likes to stir up trouble.
“But he’s right.” I agree with Liam, even though it hurts to admit it. “Colbie is human and isn’t for us.”
Brodie’s aggravation drains away, and his whole body slumps. “I know, but my wolf likes her. He wants to roll around and cover himself with her scent.”
“Huh.” Gem sounds surprised. “That is unusual. Humans usually don’t smell like anything to me, but you’re right, she does smell nice, like cupcakes.”
“And frosting,” I add, my dragon licking his lips.
“It doesn’t matter, she could smell like the best thing ever, and we still couldn’t do anything about it. If I have to forget Gianna, who is at least a shifter, then you need to forget about the pretty human baker.”


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