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AHHHH HARRY AND LUNA ARE COMATOSE BUT TALKING MENTALLY. MY HEART

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Harry didn’t count the time. Didn’t care about the seconds. He didn’t keep track of the sunrises or sunsets that moved shadows around the room.

He pushed away the hands on his shoulders, the attempts to hug him.

AHHHHH. NOOO. POTTER AHHHH. MY POOR BABY. HES. ahhhh he let Sev carry him. LUNNNAAAA SUSSSANN. 😭


“Severus!” Poppy gasped as Severus, Potter, and Bailey entered the hospital wing. “Beds two and three,” she said immediately as she saw the boys’ conditions.

“Go,” Severus nudged Bailey towards the second bed as he clutched Potter tighter to his chest. “Where is Bones at Poppy?”

Oh no. I bet major character death incoming. 😰

As the hourglass was almost half empty, Harry hissed through his teeth as he was hit with a sudden pain so sharp that he accidentally snapped his quill in half.

Not now, he groaned.

Timmy had the worst fucking timing in the world.

And damn if Potter didn’t look like the cat that got the canary as he helped his friends move in for the week.

It was difficult to remain angry with the brat when Potter looked as if sharing a safe house with his friends was his one true wish in life.

Though, by dinner time, Harry was fuming and absolutely not happy at all.

“I need ideas,” he announced to his gang at dinner. “Tell me a time when I was happy.”

Harry still, fucking still, couldn’t get more than a large cloud of mist to come when he did his spell. He hated the patronus charm, he hated how the mist seemed to mock him as a failure.

Minerva had to admit, it was a decent suggestion. Sirius would probably be a wonderful professor. It was hard to deny that the man had grown and matured in leaps and bounds since his school days. And, if Minerva remembered correctly, she was certain that Sirius had even received an ‘O’ on his DADA NEWTS before joining the Hit Wizards.

AHHH THE PRANK WARS ARE ON 😫😌

If someone had asked Harry a week ago if Fred and Susan would ever be friends, he would have laughed and sent them to the Hospital Wing to be examined for a head injury.

But that was before Umbridge publicly made Susan Bones and Harry Potter her unknowing enemies.

Ron stop being a right Git.

Technically, Harry had gotten back to Invisibility Way and planned on kicking Ron out of the gang and possibly killing Ginny Weasley, but Sirius hastily talked him out of it. He said people say things they don’t mean when they’re grieving and that Ron and Ginny were trying to find a reason to explain away an unreasonable loss.

Spineless fucks

Fred was nearly cried out when there was a knock at the door.

“Fred? George? It’s Ginny and Ron,” Ginny called softly. “Can we come in?”

“Just a mo’,” George called, apparently waking up at some point when Fred hadn’t noticed.