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“REST IN PIECES DUMBLEDORE”

Banner from the party at Hogwarts when Dumbledore ran away from Fudge 😂😂

Ugh. Timmy is lusting after a CHILD. 😖 my poor baby Harry. He’s a Horcrux. I do not envy Severes’ position in keeping Harry alive and somehow killing Timmy.

5 stars as always. More if I could give it. Love love love.

AHHHH HARRY AND LUNA ARE COMATOSE BUT TALKING MENTALLY. MY HEART

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Harry didn’t count the time. Didn’t care about the seconds. He didn’t keep track of the sunrises or sunsets that moved shadows around the room.

He pushed away the hands on his shoulders, the attempts to hug him.

AHHHHH. NOOO. POTTER AHHHH. MY POOR BABY. HES. ahhhh he let Sev carry him. LUNNNAAAA SUSSSANN. 😭


“Severus!” Poppy gasped as Severus, Potter, and Bailey entered the hospital wing. “Beds two and three,” she said immediately as she saw the boys’ conditions.

“Go,” Severus nudged Bailey towards the second bed as he clutched Potter tighter to his chest. “Where is Bones at Poppy?”

Oh no. I bet major character death incoming. 😰

As the hourglass was almost half empty, Harry hissed through his teeth as he was hit with a sudden pain so sharp that he accidentally snapped his quill in half.

Not now, he groaned.

Timmy had the worst fucking timing in the world.

And damn if Potter didn’t look like the cat that got the canary as he helped his friends move in for the week.

It was difficult to remain angry with the brat when Potter looked as if sharing a safe house with his friends was his one true wish in life.

Though, by dinner time, Harry was fuming and absolutely not happy at all.

“I need ideas,” he announced to his gang at dinner. “Tell me a time when I was happy.”

Harry still, fucking still, couldn’t get more than a large cloud of mist to come when he did his spell. He hated the patronus charm, he hated how the mist seemed to mock him as a failure.

Minerva had to admit, it was a decent suggestion. Sirius would probably be a wonderful professor. It was hard to deny that the man had grown and matured in leaps and bounds since his school days. And, if Minerva remembered correctly, she was certain that Sirius had even received an ‘O’ on his DADA NEWTS before joining the Hit Wizards.

AHHH THE PRANK WARS ARE ON 😫😌

If someone had asked Harry a week ago if Fred and Susan would ever be friends, he would have laughed and sent them to the Hospital Wing to be examined for a head injury.

But that was before Umbridge publicly made Susan Bones and Harry Potter her unknowing enemies.

Ron stop being a right Git.

Technically, Harry had gotten back to Invisibility Way and planned on kicking Ron out of the gang and possibly killing Ginny Weasley, but Sirius hastily talked him out of it. He said people say things they don’t mean when they’re grieving and that Ron and Ginny were trying to find a reason to explain away an unreasonable loss.

Spineless fucks

Fred was nearly cried out when there was a knock at the door.

“Fred? George? It’s Ginny and Ron,” Ginny called softly. “Can we come in?”

“Just a mo’,” George called, apparently waking up at some point when Fred hadn’t noticed.

Shit. The Weasleys.

Sunday December 19

“I thought we weren’t meeting until Easter break?” Blaise asked, his eyes continuously flicking towards the dormitory door. Probably late for a date, or a sleepover at any rate.

Ahhh couples counseling

Saturday December 18

“Harry, Fred, come on in!” Remus smiled brightly at the pair stepping out of the floo he had set up directly in his office at Moon Lodge. “Welcome! Have a seat.”

Fred plopped down gracelessly in his usual spot, smiling encouragingly at Harry. Harry gave Fred a sort of long suffering look before warily sitting down beside him.

Wednesday December 15

“Good morning Sev.”

If Severus lived to be four hundred years old, he would happily spend that time attempting to get even with Potter. In his heart, he truly knows it was his brat who instructed the pink-haired Nymphadora Tonks to call him ‘Sev’, as she has done every morning that he has left his office to go to breakfast for the last week and a half.

Ahhh Sev predicted harry would ask him for help. 😫☺️☺️☺️

“But not something that’ll help them kill you if they join Dumbledore or Timmy,” Susan added.

“And nothing that’ll get you arrested,” Theo said seriously.

“Ta, guys. Fuckin ta,” Harry groaned.

Because that was super helpful advice.

Ahhhhhh I love u Susan for trying to get the soulmates back together

“They’re trying to kill me Minerva,” Severus groaned Saturday night. He graciously accepted the refilled glass of whisky she slid him. “I do not believe I am meant to survive the next two years.”

“Two and a half,” Minerva corrected him with an amused smile. A very unappreciated amused smile. “Is it truly so bad Severus?”

Oh my goodness I love character interactions so much. Also Fred and Harry pls get back together soon.

“Is Harry coming or not?” Sirius complained after only waiting for maybe a minute. Remus loved him, adored him so much his heart could burst when he thought about it, but goodness he was impatient.

Oh my babies 😭

“Hey,” Harry attempted to pull his lips back in a polite smile, but the best he could do was a mild grimace. “Can we talk?”

Fred, who was bent over a work table in his bedroom, colorful bits of future joke shop products surrounding him, wiped his potion covered hands off on a towel and nodded.

We’re back BABY

Summer:

“SNAPE!” Theodore shouted from upstairs. “GET YOUR CHILD UNDER CONTROL!”

Severus groaned as he looked mournfully down at his freshly brewed cappuccino. Reheated cappuccinos just were not the same.