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“would you like some milk”
oh, so are just all bards awkward at comforting people? XD

magic bard magic bard magic bard :) :) :)

Author: I have a Beauty and the Beast retelling
Me: eh
Author: with a language of mathematics carefully explained so readers might attempt to understand or even speak it
Me: GIVE BOOK GIVE BOOK GIVE BOOK PLEASE

Not gonna lie, the silent character speaking in a halting, raspy “I don’t use my voice much” voice makes me go slightly feral.

As expected, the mysterious jester flopping about in comfy orange robes, being cheerfully unhelpful, and occasionally confused with the furniture, is my favorite.

I do wonder about the protagonist being...so calm about the whole kidnapping thing, though...

Protagonist: I hear someone crying in the woods!
Me: that'd be the foxes.
Protagonist: I should follow it!
Me: ...you're new at this, aren't you.

"nothing could be absolutely certain when speaking to people in hairbrushes."

Thank you, I'll make note of that. Could prove useful. ;)