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"GUP!" the kids screamed as they emerged from the passenger bridge and spotted their uncle at the gate. Celebrities had access to a whole host of perks while flying, but apparently so did adults meeting children flying alone.
— Jan 01, 2026 02:43PM
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Patrick had never in his life felt more foolish. So convinced was he that Emory would lose interest with the years, it had never occurred to him that his love for Patrick might grow.
— 10 hours, 34 min ago
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A knock on the door. It wasn't room service standing in front of him with an unwanted pitcher of juice nor was it his niece or nephew, but rather someone else, someone who took his breath away. "It's you."
— 14 hours, 2 min ago
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Eventually Greg spoke. "We did a good job with them, didn't we?"
Patrick tried not to laugh as he set his glass on the table.
"Oh, now it's we?"
— 19 hours, 18 min ago
Patrick tried not to laugh as he set his glass on the table.
"Oh, now it's we?"
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As soon as he entered the lobby, Grant leaped out from behind the circular banquette and Patrick screamed in a pitch he was not proud of and dropped two of the bags he was holding.
— Jan 04, 2026 11:26AM
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"It's true. I've been asked to join the cast of Grease," Patrick said sheepishly. "It's a glorified cameo, you know, for fun. And to help with ticket sales. I'm going to give them, teach them, the hand jive."
— Jan 04, 2026 12:27AM
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"Please excuse Patrick," Clara said.
"His favorite subject is Patrick."
— Jan 03, 2026 07:41AM
"His favorite subject is Patrick."
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"Everything bothers me," Patrick clarified as he pushed his sunglasses up the bridge of his nose. "But I'm being very brave."
— Jan 03, 2026 01:34AM
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Maisie sneered. "I was hoping she'd walk the plank."
Patrick sighed. They were raising Wednesday Addams.
— Jan 02, 2026 01:24PM
Patrick sighed. They were raising Wednesday Addams.
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Thank you, Greg mouthed to his brother.
The truth was, Patrick realized, the pleasure had been all his.
— Jan 02, 2026 07:43AM
The truth was, Patrick realized, the pleasure had been all his.
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Now that he was back in front of the cameras, he realized how much an integral part of him acting was. Yes, Palm Springs had almost constant sunshine, but it was nothing compared to the hot lights of a movie set.
— Jan 02, 2026 01:56AM
