Joycee’s Reviews > Love and Other Wild Things > Status Update

This wasn’t the worst odor she’d encountered on the job. Rotorua, NZ had hot springs that smelled like dirty diapers.

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If you weren’t scared of the dark, I’d be worried about what goes on in that head of yours.

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let me take care of this until you’re strong enough, and then you can take care of it for someone else

I have those league-made condoms, so no weird demon shifter bear babies until you’re ready.

uh BAY

That’s new one. What does that mean?

It means “honeybee”.

(Abeille)

When Jillian hears that you asked Mel for permission to marry her, she’ll hit you with a stick. Because … feminism.

I didn’t say I’d ask for his permission - I said I’d ask for his blessing. That’s different. I know my woman!

Dragon fire is the steadiest cooking heat there is.

She hadn’t used her Amazon account in over three years. That may be grounds to have someone declared dead.

You can get a text way out here?

Satellite phone. You travel a lot, you learn all the tricks. I can call you from the Amazon River basin, and it’ll sound like I’m just in the next room.

They mention “aswang” - and liken it to a toddler turning into a bat monster!

“Knitters grab life by the balls”