Status Update

Joycee is 25% done

She hadn’t used her Amazon account in over three years. That may be grounds to have someone declared dead.

— 18 hours, 23 min ago

Love and Other Wild Things (Mystic Bayou, #2)

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Joycee’s Previous Updates

Joycee is 48% done

I have those league-made condoms, so no weird demon shifter bear babies until you’re ready.

— 30 minutes ago

Joycee is 44% done

uh BAY

That’s new one. What does that mean?

It means “honeybee”.

(Abeille)

— 51 minutes ago

Joycee is 40% done

When Jillian hears that you asked Mel for permission to marry her, she’ll hit you with a stick. Because … feminism.

I didn’t say I’d ask for his permission - I said I’d ask for his blessing. That’s different. I know my woman!

— 4 hours, 7 min ago

Joycee is 33% done

Dragon fire is the steadiest cooking heat there is.

— 17 hours, 52 min ago

Joycee is 23% done

Nutria. It’s like a cross between a possum and a prairie dog, and Louisiana is overrun with them.

— 18 hours, 33 min ago

Joycee is 22% done

You can get a text way out here?

Satellite phone. You travel a lot, you learn all the tricks. I can call you from the Amazon River basin, and it’ll sound like I’m just in the next room.

— 18 hours, 38 min ago

Joycee is 21% done

They mention “aswang” - and liken it to a toddler turning into a bat monster!

— 18 hours, 52 min ago

Joycee is 12% done

“Knitters grab life by the balls”

— 19 hours, 31 min ago

Joycee is 12% done

Sweet tea = rock candy dropped into boiling hot tea so it permeates throughout as it dissolves

— 19 hours, 33 min ago

Joycee is 11% done

“fog over ice” gray eyes (Zed)

eyes the color of pond scum (Dani)