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Joycee
is 65% done
If you weren’t scared of the dark, I’d be worried about what goes on in that head of yours.
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let me take care of this until you’re strong enough, and then you can take care of it for someone else
— Feb 07, 2026 04:34PM
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let me take care of this until you’re strong enough, and then you can take care of it for someone else
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Joycee’s Previous Updates
Joycee
is 74% done
That’s what you’re doing out there, right? Taking one form of energy and turning it into to another?
Well, that’s all cooking is: taking one thing and turning it into another.
— 8 hours, 33 min ago
Well, that’s all cooking is: taking one thing and turning it into another.
Joycee
is 70% done
Bears don’t have have rubber duckies at bath time. We have fish. It’s how cubs learn to catch.
— 9 hours, 38 min ago
Joycee
is 51% done
This wasn’t the worst odor she’d encountered on the job. Rotorua, NZ had hot springs that smelled like dirty diapers.
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— Feb 07, 2026 04:49PM
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Joycee
is 48% done
I have those league-made condoms, so no weird demon shifter bear babies until you’re ready.
— Feb 07, 2026 10:30AM
Joycee
is 44% done
uh BAY
That’s new one. What does that mean?
It means “honeybee”.
(Abeille)
— Feb 07, 2026 10:09AM
That’s new one. What does that mean?
It means “honeybee”.
(Abeille)
Joycee
is 40% done
When Jillian hears that you asked Mel for permission to marry her, she’ll hit you with a stick. Because … feminism.
I didn’t say I’d ask for his permission - I said I’d ask for his blessing. That’s different. I know my woman!
— Feb 07, 2026 06:53AM
I didn’t say I’d ask for his permission - I said I’d ask for his blessing. That’s different. I know my woman!
Joycee
is 25% done
She hadn’t used her Amazon account in over three years. That may be grounds to have someone declared dead.
— Feb 06, 2026 04:37PM
Joycee
is 23% done
Nutria. It’s like a cross between a possum and a prairie dog, and Louisiana is overrun with them.
— Feb 06, 2026 04:27PM

