Joycee’s Reviews > Love and Other Wild Things > Status Update

I have those league-made condoms, so no weird demon shifter bear babies until you’re ready.

When Jillian hears that you asked Mel for permission to marry her, she’ll hit you with a stick. Because … feminism.

I didn’t say I’d ask for his permission - I said I’d ask for his blessing. That’s different. I know my woman!

Dragon fire is the steadiest cooking heat there is.

She hadn’t used her Amazon account in over three years. That may be grounds to have someone declared dead.

Nutria. It’s like a cross between a possum and a prairie dog, and Louisiana is overrun with them.

You can get a text way out here?

Satellite phone. You travel a lot, you learn all the tricks. I can call you from the Amazon River basin, and it’ll sound like I’m just in the next room.

They mention “aswang” - and liken it to a toddler turning into a bat monster!

“Knitters grab life by the balls”

Sweet tea = rock candy dropped into boiling hot tea so it permeates throughout as it dissolves

“fog over ice” gray eyes (Zed)

eyes the color of pond scum (Dani)