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there's like straight up no reason for alfonso's sister to be cruel to lucre. their whole goal is to escape him and so buttering lucre up into glistening honeymoon bliss would be their goal??? they want her pregnant so they can stop being alfonso's point of focus. taunting and insulting lucre isn't remotely along the lines of their goals????
— Mar 08, 2026 03:42PM
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"Do you miss me? Even a little? Does anyone ever go and stand before my portrait?" im gonna pass out dude
— 23 hours, 57 min ago
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alfonso used to be so hot (im sorry he's still actually hot) but he's such a LOSER
— Mar 06, 2026 06:14PM
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aaaaand thats why she thinks alfonso is gonna kill her. understood.
— Mar 06, 2026 05:01PM
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genuinely... not sure WHY lucre is so convinced alfonso is trying to kill her????
— Mar 06, 2026 04:07PM
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emelia you absolute heroine. she really said fuck everyone im gonna go attend to my lady.
— Mar 03, 2026 06:05PM
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EUGGHH the period accurate grooming and pedophilia is freaking me OUTTTTTT
— Mar 01, 2026 05:24PM
