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i hope lucre's mom gets hit by a horse drawn carriage

"Do you miss me? Even a little? Does anyone ever go and stand before my portrait?" im gonna pass out dude

there's like straight up no reason for alfonso's sister to be cruel to lucre. their whole goal is to escape him and so buttering lucre up into glistening honeymoon bliss would be their goal??? they want her pregnant so they can stop being alfonso's point of focus. taunting and insulting lucre isn't remotely along the lines of their goals????

alfonso used to be so hot (im sorry he's still actually hot) but he's such a LOSER

aaaaand thats why she thinks alfonso is gonna kill her. understood.

genuinely... not sure WHY lucre is so convinced alfonso is trying to kill her????

man i fucking hate leonello. fuckin loser ass dickhead

emelia you absolute heroine. she really said fuck everyone im gonna go attend to my lady.

fuck everyone except lucre and sofia

EUGGHH the period accurate grooming and pedophilia is freaking me OUTTTTTT