Jonathan Orme’s Reviews > ESV Audio Bible, Read by Ray Ortlund > Status Update

Jonah:

The cows! Don't forget about the cows!

Obadiah:

Poor Esau once again

Amos:

Jacob's just a small boy, from a small family

Joel:

Greece mentioned???

Hosea:

Ephraim is too small and silly to be a threat to national security.

Daniel:

Wait, where was the chocolate bunny???

For a guy who dreams in AutoCAD drawing files, you'd think he'd think of a better tool to use to dig through a wall than his own hands.

Lamentations:

I don't have anything clever to say about Lamentations. It's a real bummer.

Jeremiah:

Jeremiah: "Because you guys won't stop sinning despite numerous warnings, the Lord is handing you over to the Babylonians."
Zedekiah: "Ok so the Babylonians have been attacking us and winning. Can you ask the Lord to stop that?"
Jeremiah: "You've GOT to be kidding me."

Lots of cool stuff in here that I feel like I need a full college-level class to help me understand, but chapters 52-53 were extremely obvious in hindsight.