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Habakkuk:

"Stop making for yourself images of wood and gold. God is not there, they can do nothing for you!"

*one chapter later*

Choirmaster Ryan Seacrest: "Tonight, on Hebrew Idol..."
Apr 06, 2026 09:19AM
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Haggai:

Call him Zerubbabling because he be a signet ring
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Zephaniah:

Anyone who's watched the Owl House knows that a hoot comes before destruction.
Apr 07, 2026 04:37AM
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Nahum:

I guess Jonah eventually gets his wish.
Apr 06, 2026 08:59AM
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Micah:

Finally found the George Washington retirement verse from Hamilton
Mar 27, 2026 05:16PM
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Jonah:

The cows! Don't forget about the cows!
Mar 13, 2026 03:46AM
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Obadiah:

Poor Esau once again
Mar 12, 2026 02:31PM
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Amos:

Jacob's just a small boy, from a small family
Mar 12, 2026 11:58AM
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Joel:

Greece mentioned???
Feb 21, 2026 04:25PM
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Hosea:

Ephraim is too small and silly to be a threat to national security.
Feb 21, 2026 02:51PM
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Daniel:

Wait, where was the chocolate bunny???
Feb 12, 2026 10:51AM
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