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What are these dialogues? Did AI write it? Like.. WTF, Sadie?

I hate this.. there is NO plot..

If I could have a quarter for every time I read that someone’s pussy was like made for someone’s dick.. I’d be retiring early

Oh wow.. now we’re getting somewhere..

It’s a very weird notion of being 30% in to Sadie’s book and yet.. no one’s fucking.. still.. 😂

“He’s my friend. My pal. My buddy. I need to start thinking of him as sexless, like a Ken doll.”
Yeeees.. That’s the way to go.. I do this.. Ken doll.. nothing there

“Gray sweats on a hot man. The goddess’s gift to women, to make up for periods and the agony of childbirth. I try not to stare at the very obvious man parts bouncing around in there.”
Man parts bouncing around in there? Jesus ahahahahahah

Oh fuck meee.. it’s a miscommunication trope? 😩

Excuse me? Keres is her mom? Aaaaand she has 2 fathers then 😁

“She seats us and brings us both drinks. Green tea for me and a wheatgrass smoothie for Mason. He sniffs it suspiciously. “What the fuck? I don’t get to even choose?”
“Nah. It’s one of the quirks of the place. Sally brings you what she thinks you need.”
He sips his drink, wrinkling his nose. “Yeah? And she thinks I need a colonic irrigation, does she?”
I died 😂😂😂 Poor Mason, he hates grass