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Diana
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If I could have a quarter for every time I read that someone’s pussy was like made for someone’s dick.. I’d be retiring early
— Jun 01, 2026 03:38PM
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Diana
is 58% done
What are these dialogues? Did AI write it? Like.. WTF, Sadie?
— 10 hours, 47 min ago
Diana
is 30% done
It’s a very weird notion of being 30% in to Sadie’s book and yet.. no one’s fucking.. still.. 😂
— Jun 01, 2026 12:28PM
Diana
is 27% done
“He’s my friend. My pal. My buddy. I need to start thinking of him as sexless, like a Ken doll.”
Yeeees.. That’s the way to go.. I do this.. Ken doll.. nothing there
— Jun 01, 2026 11:19AM
Yeeees.. That’s the way to go.. I do this.. Ken doll.. nothing there
Diana
is 27% done
“Gray sweats on a hot man. The goddess’s gift to women, to make up for periods and the agony of childbirth. I try not to stare at the very obvious man parts bouncing around in there.”
Man parts bouncing around in there? Jesus ahahahahahah
— Jun 01, 2026 11:18AM
Man parts bouncing around in there? Jesus ahahahahahah
Diana
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Excuse me? Keres is her mom? Aaaaand she has 2 fathers then 😁
— May 31, 2026 04:09PM
Diana
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“She seats us and brings us both drinks. Green tea for me and a wheatgrass smoothie for Mason. He sniffs it suspiciously. “What the fuck? I don’t get to even choose?”
“Nah. It’s one of the quirks of the place. Sally brings you what she thinks you need.”
He sips his drink, wrinkling his nose. “Yeah? And she thinks I need a colonic irrigation, does she?”
I died 😂😂😂 Poor Mason, he hates grass
— May 31, 2026 03:59PM
“Nah. It’s one of the quirks of the place. Sally brings you what she thinks you need.”
He sips his drink, wrinkling his nose. “Yeah? And she thinks I need a colonic irrigation, does she?”
I died 😂😂😂 Poor Mason, he hates grass

