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Straw Bary is 6% done

They got the soundtrack from OG Friday the 13th on this bih im actually scurred

— 9 hours, 8 min ago

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Straw Bary is 51% done

“City boy with your city ways”

— 1 hour, 22 min ago

Straw Bary is 48% done

“Did a teacher ever teach how to build a fire?” Paired with the city rant when the bear showed up hints at theme.

— 1 hour, 29 min ago

Straw Bary is 42% done

Not the porcupine

— 1 hour, 41 min ago

Straw Bary is 35% done

What was his mom thinking giving him a hatchet 💀 bro is CRAZY

— 2 hours, 2 min ago

Straw Bary is 32% done

Wilderness Rehab camp propaganda basically

— 2 hours, 7 min ago

Straw Bary is 28% done

Bro can they stop with this scary ass music

— 2 hours, 15 min ago

Straw Bary is 26% done

If this took place in 2026, “get motivated” would loosely translate to “lock in bro”

— 2 hours, 18 min ago

Straw Bary is 21% done

“Wow, I didn’t get crushed on those rocks…crushed…just like me with my parents divorce…and the secret” bro 😭🐓

— 6 hours, 44 min ago

Straw Bary is 19% done

Jesus Christ this is a nightmare

— 6 hours, 55 min ago

Straw Bary is 9% done

Reading this book is the literary equivalent to listening to an Earl Sweatshirt album.

— 9 hours, 6 min ago

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