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hi bby, good morn! I have not even had coffee yet & our child is doing parkour on the furniture. he's excited about something, but what I couldn't tell ya 😂 chill day today, tbd on a movie for the week! also fyi I am very proud of you lately (always) for doing hard things & being vulnerable. you're better at it than I am (not that u won't be all over my shit 😏) okay! Coffee time, autobots roll out! x

Hi bby, it is Mon lol. I'm sorry to report that last night I made a throw-in-a-crockpot peach cobbler to get rid of random frozen peaches...it turned out absolutely 🔥 NO ICE CREAM NEEDED. sorry what? do uk how hard it is to make a no-dough biscuit topping in a crockpot & have it turn out good? That was breakfast this AM. ik you are green w/envy lmao I will make again for us. I almost cried. mysm my heart xxx

Hi bub, woah it is a smokey morning! I have no idea what I'm going to do today. Pretend I'm not insanely anxious prob lol. I can hear my psych's advice in my head: "say excited, not anxious!" lmao she says the words we use matter, apparently. Okay anyways I'm off to distract myself with coffee, chores, maybe a podcast or two. So far is not working 😭 oh but my headache is gone! yay that. mysm xxx

Good morning to my b & only my b! I'm awake. The younger one has been my shadow these last few days lol. If mom's up, he is up! it's actually v cute. Makes me let him in the bathroom with me & cries for all doors to stay open. Reminds me of someone I know x 😉 have a good day my 💞

Hi bby, good morn! gloomy Sunday. I slept like shit 😭 that has been happening the last few days, is it just me? vibes are anxious, sleepy, in need of you. I'm also starving, if u got any ideas let me know. Other than "pls eat" lmao. okay I will go scrounge + distract myself with chores. Stay with me today while I do stuff 💞 your voice in my head calms me down x I miss u terribly!

Hi bby, happy Sat! srry for the late update, I woke up super early, got coffee, and then went back to sleep. I am anxious today & for some reason I wish for you most on weekends. Also, I have damn near read through the entire Bronte backlog. How crazy is that? Not a project I expected to take on this year lmao

What a week. my mother is concerned apparently lol. I also realized what today is earlier and then my night last night made more sense. I'm doing okay today! I have fish & chips, raspberry iced tea, and more TV/movie options to catch up on than I can count lol. That is the eve. I hate doing weekends w/o u b. Sleep next to me x

Good morn bby! I already got coffee, I had a weird night! If u've never heard of Schumman's resonance look it up, it basically tracks Earth's electromagnetic pulse/heartbeat. It gets crazier with storms/large weather events. people swear it affects their bodies day, & the chart from the last few days looks crazzzy. I use an app called Earthwave. the people are on to something lol. Hope u have a good Fri my 💞

jokes on these geriatric, washed up incels 🖤 now that I've figured out they're aura farming me for a reaction? I will be giving them the exact opposite 😘 So sorry, currently too busy researching the deep state, child trafficking, and interstate shady business practices! 🕵️‍♀️ high ho, high ho, it's off to the local masonic lodge I go lmao 🎶 have a good day b x

buttered noodles for din x chores I've been procrastinating. I gardened extra to make it fun lol wish me luck while folding ♾️ loads of laundry & watching reality TV. I am still saving Love Island 4 u bub, if u wanna!