Kenna’s Reviews > Le Morte d'Arthur: King Arthur and the Legends of the Round Table > Status Update

lancelot being such a romantic that he's threatening to kill tristan for leaving his girl....

killing me that no one can tolerate gawain longer than a day

this lady's funny as fuck "hey beaumaines don't let it get you down, this parade of scores of hanged knights is what's gonna happen to you if you fail. nothing to worry about."

wikipedia cant tell me what "weeneth" means

launcelot using this lady as bait is killing me

im just not buying these numbers. at these rates knights would long have been hunted to extinction

great deal of bringing ladies' severed heads to arthur

ye olde internet surely going crazy with Bad Luck Balin memes rn

arthur's a bag of dicks. im not english enough to be upset at his encroaching death

"omg they could have killed you"
"they absolutely could not have killed me. worry about how god hates you"