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Happy Fri b! I didn't feel great this AM so I got McDonald's (obvi, if they do a fry recall I'm cooked) & the ~20 yr old girl at the window said she really liked all my ear piercings & was very sweet. That was a nice moment to start the day. I think I'm gonna watch Borat & rest, it's impossible not to laugh while watching I've tested it! Don't cancel me I'm not endorsing Borat for president pls 😭 miss u x
— Aug 14, 2026 09:41AM
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I'm awake again YAY. not. srry Borat joke. (I do say "I have a chair, I have a chair" often around the house ngl) I do not feel good. I am eating some mandarin oranges as I type because you would not shut up about it. that and my breathing you're really concerned with lmao I'm ok I swear. & then I'm gonna get coffee. then maybe try to finish this today? have a good sat bby, I miss you & I am sad x
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Good morn bby! I got coffee immediately today...that Eclipse energy yesterday was wild, no?! I personally wasn't sad, just drained! I took a nap AND went to bed early, the kiddos too. Experts say that eclipses, no matter what day, are typically best used for rest, relaxation, & reflection. Essentially: go easy on yourself rn! x I miss you so much. It feels like I'm missing a limb or several 💞
— Aug 13, 2026 10:32AM
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hi bby, good morn! I have not even had coffee yet & our child is doing parkour on the furniture. he's excited about something, but what I couldn't tell ya 😂 chill day today, tbd on a movie for the week! also fyi I am very proud of you lately (always) for doing hard things & being vulnerable. you're better at it than I am (not that u won't be all over my shit 😏) okay! Coffee time, autobots roll out! x
— Aug 11, 2026 08:56AM
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Hi bby, it is Mon lol. I'm sorry to report that last night I made a throw-in-a-crockpot peach cobbler to get rid of random frozen peaches...it turned out absolutely 🔥 NO ICE CREAM NEEDED. sorry what? do uk how hard it is to make a no-dough biscuit topping in a crockpot & have it turn out good? That was breakfast this AM. ik you are green w/envy lmao I will make again for us. I almost cried. mysm my heart xxx
— Aug 10, 2026 03:02PM
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Hi bub, woah it is a smokey morning! I have no idea what I'm going to do today. Pretend I'm not insanely anxious prob lol. I can hear my psych's advice in my head: "say excited, not anxious!" lmao she says the words we use matter, apparently. Okay anyways I'm off to distract myself with coffee, chores, maybe a podcast or two. So far is not working 😭 oh but my headache is gone! yay that. mysm xxx
— Aug 04, 2026 07:58AM
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Good morning to my b & only my b! I'm awake. The younger one has been my shadow these last few days lol. If mom's up, he is up! it's actually v cute. Makes me let him in the bathroom with me & cries for all doors to stay open. Reminds me of someone I know x 😉 have a good day my 💞
— Aug 03, 2026 08:00AM
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Hi bby, good morn! gloomy Sunday. I slept like shit 😭 that has been happening the last few days, is it just me? vibes are anxious, sleepy, in need of you. I'm also starving, if u got any ideas let me know. Other than "pls eat" lmao. okay I will go scrounge + distract myself with chores. Stay with me today while I do stuff 💞 your voice in my head calms me down x I miss u terribly!
— Aug 02, 2026 11:31AM
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Hi bby, happy Sat! srry for the late update, I woke up super early, got coffee, and then went back to sleep. I am anxious today & for some reason I wish for you most on weekends. Also, I have damn near read through the entire Bronte backlog. How crazy is that? Not a project I expected to take on this year lmao
— Aug 01, 2026 02:09PM
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What a week. my mother is concerned apparently lol. I also realized what today is earlier and then my night last night made more sense. I'm doing okay today! I have fish & chips, raspberry iced tea, and more TV/movie options to catch up on than I can count lol. That is the eve. I hate doing weekends w/o u b. Sleep next to me x
— Jul 31, 2026 09:05PM
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Good morn bby! I already got coffee, I had a weird night! If u've never heard of Schumman's resonance look it up, it basically tracks Earth's electromagnetic pulse/heartbeat. It gets crazier with storms/large weather events. people swear it affects their bodies day, & the chart from the last few days looks crazzzy. I use an app called Earthwave. the people are on to something lol. Hope u have a good Fri my 💞
— Jul 31, 2026 11:05AM
Today was a hard day. Nothing bad happened, I just really need someone here. I’m just having a very hard time coming to terms with my “family” selling their souls for the equivalent of an Applebee’s gift card. that’s no shade to Applebee’s 😂 THEYRE ALREADY WEALTHY it’s just so gross & embarrassing pls. (But they’re confused why they’re aging like spoiled milk!?) That doesn’t even get into the fact that this bullshit lead to the suicide of two of their siblings and a parent already but that’s a whole other story. Actually fucking sick. OOOH I hate y’all, I can’t wait until karma gets your ass. Cuz she always does & I won’t be anywhere in the vicinity cuz that bitch is bout to be lethal.
Okay I’m gonna go play Fortnite or something and pretend it’s everyone who has fucked me over in the last year. I have a feeling I can break my rusty top 30 score from the other week 😂 I’m doing lots of breathing exercises & I had garlic bread for dinner. If u don’t like it come make me something else 😝 okay that’s all, enjoy your Fri bby x