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I'm awake again YAY. not. srry Borat joke. (I do say "I have a chair, I have a chair" often around the house ngl) I do not feel good. I am eating some mandarin oranges as I type because you would not shut up about it. that and my breathing you're really concerned with lmao I'm ok I swear. & then I'm gonna get coffee. then maybe try to finish this today? have a good sat bby, I miss you & I am sad x
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Happy Fri b! I didn't feel great this AM so I got McDonald's (obvi, if they do a fry recall I'm cooked) & the ~20 yr old girl at the window said she really liked all my ear piercings & was very sweet. That was a nice moment to start the day. I think I'm gonna watch Borat & rest, it's impossible not to laugh while watching I've tested it! Don't cancel me I'm not endorsing Borat for president pls 😭 miss u x
— Aug 14, 2026 09:41AM
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Good morn bby! I got coffee immediately today...that Eclipse energy yesterday was wild, no?! I personally wasn't sad, just drained! I took a nap AND went to bed early, the kiddos too. Experts say that eclipses, no matter what day, are typically best used for rest, relaxation, & reflection. Essentially: go easy on yourself rn! x I miss you so much. It feels like I'm missing a limb or several 💞
— Aug 13, 2026 10:32AM
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hi bby, good morn! I have not even had coffee yet & our child is doing parkour on the furniture. he's excited about something, but what I couldn't tell ya 😂 chill day today, tbd on a movie for the week! also fyi I am very proud of you lately (always) for doing hard things & being vulnerable. you're better at it than I am (not that u won't be all over my shit 😏) okay! Coffee time, autobots roll out! x
— Aug 11, 2026 08:56AM
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Hi bby, it is Mon lol. I'm sorry to report that last night I made a throw-in-a-crockpot peach cobbler to get rid of random frozen peaches...it turned out absolutely 🔥 NO ICE CREAM NEEDED. sorry what? do uk how hard it is to make a no-dough biscuit topping in a crockpot & have it turn out good? That was breakfast this AM. ik you are green w/envy lmao I will make again for us. I almost cried. mysm my heart xxx
— Aug 10, 2026 03:02PM
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Hi bub, woah it is a smokey morning! I have no idea what I'm going to do today. Pretend I'm not insanely anxious prob lol. I can hear my psych's advice in my head: "say excited, not anxious!" lmao she says the words we use matter, apparently. Okay anyways I'm off to distract myself with coffee, chores, maybe a podcast or two. So far is not working 😭 oh but my headache is gone! yay that. mysm xxx
— Aug 04, 2026 07:58AM
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Good morning to my b & only my b! I'm awake. The younger one has been my shadow these last few days lol. If mom's up, he is up! it's actually v cute. Makes me let him in the bathroom with me & cries for all doors to stay open. Reminds me of someone I know x 😉 have a good day my 💞
— Aug 03, 2026 08:00AM
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Hi bby, good morn! gloomy Sunday. I slept like shit 😭 that has been happening the last few days, is it just me? vibes are anxious, sleepy, in need of you. I'm also starving, if u got any ideas let me know. Other than "pls eat" lmao. okay I will go scrounge + distract myself with chores. Stay with me today while I do stuff 💞 your voice in my head calms me down x I miss u terribly!
— Aug 02, 2026 11:31AM
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Hi bby, happy Sat! srry for the late update, I woke up super early, got coffee, and then went back to sleep. I am anxious today & for some reason I wish for you most on weekends. Also, I have damn near read through the entire Bronte backlog. How crazy is that? Not a project I expected to take on this year lmao
— Aug 01, 2026 02:09PM
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What a week. my mother is concerned apparently lol. I also realized what today is earlier and then my night last night made more sense. I'm doing okay today! I have fish & chips, raspberry iced tea, and more TV/movie options to catch up on than I can count lol. That is the eve. I hate doing weekends w/o u b. Sleep next to me x
— Jul 31, 2026 09:05PM
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Good morn bby! I already got coffee, I had a weird night! If u've never heard of Schumman's resonance look it up, it basically tracks Earth's electromagnetic pulse/heartbeat. It gets crazier with storms/large weather events. people swear it affects their bodies day, & the chart from the last few days looks crazzzy. I use an app called Earthwave. the people are on to something lol. Hope u have a good Fri my 💞
— Jul 31, 2026 11:05AM
Back when he was arrested (long ago b, promise lol) I joked that he's my BD in another life & my book bestie J loved that one 😂 come to find out we're probably related or something idfk lol. also a Taurus btw 😈 #freehim