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Today is one of those days going down a rabbit hole of craziness
“He slipped on my peel and fell all the way down,” the banana informs me. “I tried to pull him out of the water but it was just too late. That’s when I decided to become a lifeguard.”
This excerpt is from Two time Hugo Award finalist Chuck Tingle, a man I'd never heard of before today.
— Aug 22, 2026 04:45AM
“He slipped on my peel and fell all the way down,” the banana informs me. “I tried to pull him out of the water but it was just too late. That’s when I decided to become a lifeguard.”
This excerpt is from Two time Hugo Award finalist Chuck Tingle, a man I'd never heard of before today.
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