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Josiah
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The last ending of the book. I wonder if you call Dr. Abbott to have him restore your body's original polarity. As we see from the alternative ending, this magnetism could be the death of you.
— 11 hours, 2 min ago
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Josiah
is on page 132 of 135
You're assuming a lot, figuring you'll be able to switch bodies back with Dr. Abbott anytime you please.
— 11 hours, 7 min ago
Josiah
is on page 22 of 135
That's a pretty good ending. The horror is more realistic than most of this book.
— 11 hours, 21 min ago
Josiah
is on page 116 of 135
That's not fair! The gimmick of how many letters are in your first name doesn't change your fate, it just puts it off by an extra page. I cry foul.
— 11 hours, 23 min ago
Josiah
is on page 82 of 135
That was nonsensical. Sure, maybe as a doll-sized human your voice is too weak to be heard, but why didn't you flail your arms to show Dora you're alive?
— 11 hours, 34 min ago
Josiah
is on page 55 of 135
That definitely pushed the silly line over the edge. And as I suspected, there was no real reason to make us choose between the cake crumb and the icing.
— 20 hours, 56 min ago
Josiah
is on page 97 of 135
Why was a choice necessary? Couldn't I have tried the cake crumb and icing?
— 20 hours, 58 min ago
Josiah
is on page 133 of 135
Hmm...How convenient that you happened to find the old refrigerator at the dump so quickly.
— 21 hours, 0 min ago
Josiah
is on page 114 of 135
For a book that started well, this has mostly devolved into a formless free-for-all.
— 21 hours, 2 min ago
Josiah
is on page 52 of 135
I'm shrunk down so small that I can ride a popsicle stick through the sewers. I hope I don't shrink more, or no one will be able to see and help me.
— Sep 02, 2026 08:13AM
Josiah
is on page 17 of 135
Back to the book's central branching decision. Will eating the weird peanut butter have better results than the tasteless chocolate cake from Effy's Bakery?
— Sep 01, 2026 11:12AM